Okay, here is a bump for this thread. Those of you who have the unfortunate opportunity of knowing me recognize that I don’t feel comfortable just typing the word “bump” and then hitting reply. It just feels wrong to use a monosyllabic phrase when what I want to say is “hey, this thread is interesting and I think you should take a look at it"
I especially like this thread because of the link to the website with the pictures. It humbles me to see many of your pictures. I know that I cannot demand that anyone think me intellectually superior when you look at my face and see my sloping forehead and one eyebrow. You see immediately that I did, indeed fall off that ugly tree and hit many many branches on the way down. Twas the beating of the ugly stick that made my visage what you see on that website. “Face run over by a truck and God hates ugly” probably springs to mind when you see my picture. Be sure to shield the young ones from viewing page 15. The other inhabitants of the gallery do make up for the troll named Hiram Sedai playing with a cat. Don’t be surprised when you feel a bit upset in the stomach. Try to scroll quickly to the next page and understand that I have a nice personality. You know the nice personality your friends told you about when they tried to fix you up with someone like me. The same nice personality that gets picked last for volleyball.
I’m sure the self deprecating humor should keep anyone from reading this post and it will be like an invisible bump. Don’t worry, I don’t truly believe all that I just typed. I’m just being silly. Its my struggle to distract myself from reality.
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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey
- Token lackwit of HADB
- Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
- Long lost brother of DragonMage
- Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
- Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]