*another Australian accent*
*Steve walks toward the camera*
While Link's out hun'in' for the ferocious Hot Chick, ye'll find mee in the Austraalian deserts. I'm helping the lo'al raangers 'ere round up some Damsels. Now the Dams'l aint no native to theese parts and as ye can see they've done a lot o' damage to theese lands.
Damsels usually live in caaves un''r the saand where it's nice 'n' cool. They aint not looking nearly as daangerous as the Hot Chick, but Damsels can secret a deadly poison. I'll just look aroun' 'n' see if I can fiind one.
*steps in helicopter with two rangers*
*noise from helicopter blades*
As ye can see the saand is moostly a reddish broown colour, bu' if ye look closely ye can see some broown spots here 'n' there. That's where the Damsel is hidin'
*helicopter lands*
Now there's a broown spot just on the other side of that rock, an' Ranger Joe an' I 'll take a look there.
*walks over*
Joe: This 'ere one's occupied, Steve
As ye can see from the droppings outside, there's a Dams'l livin' here. Oh! Oh! There she goes!
*runs after Damsel and falls flat*
Beautiful creature! I'm just gonna grab it by the leg...
You're alright, mate. You're alright.
As you can see she's a littl' nervous...
I think it's a female
*feels*
Yep, that's a female allright...
*feels some more*
No, I don't think she's pregnant...
Whoa!
*jumps back*
She nearly got me there...
*lies down again*
It's a woonderful creature, this. One bite has enough poison to kill tweelve million rats.
*continues handling the Damsel*
II think she's gettin' a littl' nervous now, so I'll just let ''r go...
Joe: Aint we gonna catch this 'un?
Nah, she aint not even pregnant...
*New screen, Steve standing next to Joe in front of a jeep*
I'd just like to thaank the rangers 'ere. Thanks Joe, you blookes 're doing a wonderful job keepin' the Daams'l population in check...
EDIT: well, am I hired
[This message has been edited by Legolas the Elven Archer (edited 10-28-2001).]