[Arvon]

Subway Series

A Yankee fan, a Met fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together on the
subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark. There's a
kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.

When the subway car’s lights come back on, Pamela Anderson and the Met fan
are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Yankee fan is holding his
slapped face.

The Yankee fan is thinking, "That Met fan must have kissed Pamela and she
swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."

Pamela is thinking, "That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me,
accidentally kissed the Met fan, and got slapped for it."

And the Met fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the subway
car’s lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that @!#%!!
Yankee fan again."