BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO... especially when you share the same major!
PSYCHOLOGY:
Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.
SOCIOLOGY:
Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
RELIGION:
Each prays for reconcilliation and/or curses God
ARCHAEOLOGY:
One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
THEATRE:
"OH MY GOD! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
BIOLOGY:
"You just wanted to get in my genes!"
PHYSICS:
Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.
JOURNALISM:
"Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN'S STUDIES:
"HE did it!"
BUSINESS:
Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.
ITALIAN:
"Mama Mia!"
HISTORY:
Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY:
Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ANATOMY:
"I never liked your body anyway."
ECONOMICS:
One party demands more than the other can supply.
ENGLISH:
Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesn't really say anything substantively intelligible.
EDUCATION:
Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience.
COMPUTING:
"Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface" and/or "His hard drive was more like a floppy."
E. ENGINEER.:
"It's just so shocking... I'm sure there are positives and negatives, but..." [okay, yes, I know you're groaning
]
ARCHITECTURE:
"There just wasn't much to build on anyway..."
JEWISH STUDIES:
"OY! You should feel so guilty!"
PHILOSOPHY:
If 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no one to witness the breakup, are they really single?
ZOOLOGY:
They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated communication skills.
PHYS. ED.:
They punch each other out in frustration.
CHEMISTRY:
They turn to hard drugs to relieve the pain.
COUNSELING:
Each urges the other to "get help!"
MUSIC:
Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in Tennessee, a country song) to express his or her sorrow.
LAW:
They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.
[ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]