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Heres a joke. Stalin was making a speech to his fellow soviets while nazi germnay was attacking stalingrad and leningrad and moscow. Someone in the audience sneezed. Stalin Yelled who was that! No one said anything, he again yelled WHO WAS THAT! Again no one dared not answer. Stalin had the first row shot and yelled who was that! No one answered so he had half of the second row shot. Finally someone in the third row said quietly, "it was me comrade stalin". Stalin said bless you mildly and continued his speech.
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D-Loc to Johnny Richter\'s like ping to pong,<br />Ain\'t nothing wrong don\'t fix shit if it ain\'t broke,<br />We ain\'t no jokes, <br />you know the kings by the size of our tokes, <br />motherfuckers!<br /><br />Blaze All Day, Every Day,<br />Each Way, The Right Way,<br />My Way, Greenhay, We High,<br />Been There, Done That,<br />Big Blunts, Fat Sacks,<br />Hit It Fast, Make It Last,<br />First Class, We Blaze...<br /><br />Well yup I\'m still drunk with the humps in the trunk,<br />You hear the Kottonmouth Kings yellin\' out BUMP! BUMP!<br />I flew through a yellow then I ran a red,<br />Grabbed a bev saw a cop then hit the clutch and breath,<br />Knew I had to slow down so I smoked a bowl,<br />Picked up D-Loc and told him start to roll,<br />Freeway was packed so I paid the toll,<br />Four joints later my bus was fishbowled,
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