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Downunda · 02-12-2002, 06:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Hehehe! FIGHT!! Lets Put: Neb With His Sycthe Vs. Downunda And A Quarterstaff

bring it on! [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]

Downunda and Neb stand in a ring (not unlike the type used for Sumo wrestling) and stare each other down. Neb clutches his scythe with the expertise of an expert

while Downunda looks abnormaly calm with only one hand holding the upper end of his oak quarterstaff. Beaumanoir steps to the centre of the ring, raises the mike.
"Ladies..dies..ies..s and Gentlemen..men..en..n. Welcome to the fight of the day! In the red corner we have Neb the Cudnezer, five wins, one loss while in the white corner fighting for his right to drink beer at 10 in the morning we have the Down from Unda, Downunda with seven wins from nine fights. Who will win? Let's let the fight begin and find out!", he then hurries out the way of the carnage to come.

Neb strikes quickly, trying to catch Downunda off guard. He leans forward and swings low, Downunda jumps back out of the way and crouches just avoiding the glistening blade. He then launches himself in Nebs direction, his staff now wielded with both hands and does a flick towards Nebs head. Neb manages to block with the shaft of his weapon and pushes away, both fighters lose their balance and fall over backwards.

Both are quickly back on their feet and start pacing around the ring each watching the others slightest movement. Downunda does a fake to the left but Neb sees right through him and swings with all his weight behind him. Downunda realizes his mistake as the scythe slices towards his right leg, like lightning Downunda shifts his weight back and to his left stabbing his staff into the ground in front of him to block the incoming attack.
The scythe smashes into the staff but rather than trying to completely stop the swing Downunda lets Neb carry through giving the quarterstaff alot of upward momentum, he then brings it up and sideways straight towards Neb who, with the momentum of his swing now has his back to his opponent (not a good position).
Just as Downunda is about to bring his staff crashing down on the back of Nebs neck he notices a chicken zooming towards the ring at phenominal speed.

After the smoke clears, Beaumanoir steps back into whats left of the ring, the only noise is that of Sir Kenyth up in the stands yelling "See! I told you exploding chickens were better!"

To Be Continued... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Edit for spelling and extra spaces between paras so it's easier to read

[ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: Downunda ]

02-12-2002, 06:54 PM	#49
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	quote: Originally posted by Beaumanoir: Hehehe! FIGHT!! Lets Put: Neb With His Sycthe Vs. Downunda And A Quarterstaff bring it on! [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img] Downunda and Neb stand in a ring (not unlike the type used for Sumo wrestling) and stare each other down. Neb clutches his scythe with the expertise of an expert while Downunda looks abnormaly calm with only one hand holding the upper end of his oak quarterstaff. Beaumanoir steps to the centre of the ring, raises the mike. "Ladies..dies..ies..s and Gentlemen..men..en..n. Welcome to the fight of the day! In the red corner we have Neb the Cudnezer, five wins, one loss while in the white corner fighting for his right to drink beer at 10 in the morning we have the Down from Unda, Downunda with seven wins from nine fights. Who will win? Let's let the fight begin and find out!", he then hurries out the way of the carnage to come. Neb strikes quickly, trying to catch Downunda off guard. He leans forward and swings low, Downunda jumps back out of the way and crouches just avoiding the glistening blade. He then launches himself in Nebs direction, his staff now wielded with both hands and does a flick towards Nebs head. Neb manages to block with the shaft of his weapon and pushes away, both fighters lose their balance and fall over backwards. Both are quickly back on their feet and start pacing around the ring each watching the others slightest movement. Downunda does a fake to the left but Neb sees right through him and swings with all his weight behind him. Downunda realizes his mistake as the scythe slices towards his right leg, like lightning Downunda shifts his weight back and to his left stabbing his staff into the ground in front of him to block the incoming attack. The scythe smashes into the staff but rather than trying to completely stop the swing Downunda lets Neb carry through giving the quarterstaff alot of upward momentum, he then brings it up and sideways straight towards Neb who, with the momentum of his swing now has his back to his opponent (not a good position). Just as Downunda is about to bring his staff crashing down on the back of Nebs neck he notices a chicken zooming towards the ring at phenominal speed. After the smoke clears, Beaumanoir steps back into whats left of the ring, the only noise is that of Sir Kenyth up in the stands yelling "See! I told you exploding chickens were better!" To Be Continued... [img]smile.gif[/img] Edit for spelling and extra spaces between paras so it's easier to read [ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: Downunda ] __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"