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Originally posted by Djinn Raffo:
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Originally posted by Donut:
The neocons have taken a country which was no direct threat to the USA, with no proven links to terrorist groups who would have attacked US interests and turned it into a theatre of terrorism with more targets than bin laden could ever have dreamt of. Sounds like Vietnam to me!
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Maybe that was what the Bush administration was after all along. If we send some of our soldiers over there the terro's will stop attacking the homeland. Their forces will gravitate to one spot where we can deal with them. To bad about the civilians caught in the way. [/QUOTE]I posted this a while back after having the same thought:
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[ 09-26-2003, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]