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Willard · 06-22-2002, 12:36 PM

There was nothing in the room except three dwarven elven mages of Arunzel.
"What are they doin' here!" cried one. "Put them back in their cells at all costs! They can't find out! They cant!!!"

All of the mages suddenly cast the spell Flesh to Crap on SomeGuy and Demiguruzu. Demi froze into a crappy statue! Amazingly, the Flesh to Crap spell deflected off the Neverwinter Nights cd in SomeGuy's pocket, and it turned one of the mages into a crappy statue also! The other two were furious. They all cast the spell "Change chicken" onto SomeGuy, but he was too fast. He quickly changed himself into a penguin avatar, which blocked the chicken spell.

"Dammit, he's too powerful!" cried one of the remaining mages. "Quick, deploy the secret weapon!"

"What could that be?" wondered SomeGuy.

The mages both popped a strange liquid into their mouths. They both started vibrating wildly, and after a few seconds, he heard a sound. *toot, phrrhtt, pbbbbbb,*

BANG!!!!

An explosion the size of an atomic bomb filled the room. A disgusting stench entered SomeGuy's nose. Luckily, Someguy was defending the Demi Crappy Statue, so it did not shatter.

"They pulled the old fart trick, huh?" said SomeGuy. All that was left of the dwarven-elven mages were charred clothes.

SomeGuy looked around the room. He didn't see Kala anywhere! But, miraculously, he found a Crap to Flesh scroll and turned Demi back to normal.

"Thanks!" said Demi. "I had a terrible itch on my nose..hey, what reeks?"

Then Demi saw the pile of charred clothes, and noticed that the mages were gone.

"Awhhhh, SomeGuy, what did you do?" asked Demi. Man, you shouldn't have ate those beans earlier!

"But I didn't-"

"Nope, shouldn't have ate those beans. Well, looks like she's not in here, eh? We should start looking for her somewhere else. But man, you have got some problems to work out. Imagine if you were on a date when that happened, man! Just bang, I bet she would never talk to you again! Anyway, let's get started." said Demi.

[ 06-22-2002, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Willard ]

06-22-2002, 12:36 PM	#9
Willard Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: June 14, 2001 Location: Vermont Age: 33 Posts: 1,752	There was nothing in the room except three dwarven elven mages of Arunzel. "What are they doin' here!" cried one. "Put them back in their cells at all costs! They can't find out! They cant!!!" All of the mages suddenly cast the spell Flesh to Crap on SomeGuy and Demiguruzu. Demi froze into a crappy statue! Amazingly, the Flesh to Crap spell deflected off the Neverwinter Nights cd in SomeGuy's pocket, and it turned one of the mages into a crappy statue also! The other two were furious. They all cast the spell "Change chicken" onto SomeGuy, but he was too fast. He quickly changed himself into a penguin avatar, which blocked the chicken spell. "Dammit, he's too powerful!" cried one of the remaining mages. "Quick, deploy the secret weapon!" "What could that be?" wondered SomeGuy. The mages both popped a strange liquid into their mouths. They both started vibrating wildly, and after a few seconds, he heard a sound. toot, phrrhtt, pbbbbbb, BANG!!!! An explosion the size of an atomic bomb filled the room. A disgusting stench entered SomeGuy's nose. Luckily, Someguy was defending the Demi Crappy Statue, so it did not shatter. "They pulled the old fart trick, huh?" said SomeGuy. All that was left of the dwarven-elven mages were charred clothes. SomeGuy looked around the room. He didn't see Kala anywhere! But, miraculously, he found a Crap to Flesh scroll and turned Demi back to normal. "Thanks!" said Demi. "I had a terrible itch on my nose..hey, what reeks?" Then Demi saw the pile of charred clothes, and noticed that the mages were gone. "Awhhhh, SomeGuy, what did you do?" asked Demi. Man, you shouldn't have ate those beans earlier! "But I didn't-" "Nope, shouldn't have ate those beans. Well, looks like she's not in here, eh? We should start looking for her somewhere else. But man, you have got some problems to work out. Imagine if you were on a date when that happened, man! Just bang, I bet she would never talk to you again! Anyway, let's get started." said Demi. [ 06-22-2002, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Willard ] __________________