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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
(You have to hollow out the head.)
Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
(To see what was on the other side.)
What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
(You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.)
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