[Epona]

These are all from the same episode, where Marge makes Bart play with Ralph Wiggum (Ralph is absolutely my favourite character)

Ralph Wiggum: I found a moonrock in my nose!

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Ralph is running around making strange noises.
Marge: Is that normal?
Wiggum: No, he's just playing 'wiggle puppy'! That's a dog he made up who flies by wagging his tail. Heh, I tell you, that dog has had some amazing adventures.
Marge: Well, Ralph certainly has a lot of imagination.
Wiggum: Aw, yeah, the kid's incredible. I mean the special schools are all over him.

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Marge touches Ralph's shoulder...
Ralph: Help! She's touching my special area!

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Homer: Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in this giant tyre, we had... and my other friend was already there..
Marge: All right, all right, now you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer into you, and then it's right to bed.
Homer: Woohoo! Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed

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Ralph Wiggum: Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers... unless they do. This one did. Ouch.

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Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the leprechaun!
Bart: Riiiiight, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Bart: Uh huh....

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Bart and Ralph have been playing in Chief Wiggum's closet...
Wiggam: A 341 in my own bedroom! All right crookie, let's dance!
(Wiggam rolls towards closet and injures his back)
Wiggam (to Ralph): Just what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? Ralphie, you got a friend? Hey, that's fantastic! Here, here, have some riot gear; it's on the house! Aaah, that takes me back to the 60s.

[ 09-16-2002, 07:50 AM: Message edited by: Epona ]