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Originally posted by Triconan:
Here is a list of stupid behavior that I have compiled. If you have ever done any of this do not take offense remember addmittance is the first step to a cure.
Stupid people-
- sit on the T.V. and stare at the couch
- get locked in a grocery store and die of hunger
- miss bus 44 so they take bus 22 twice
- sleep with a ruler to find out how long they slept
- trip over a cordless phone
- try to put m&ms in alphebetical order
- get hired at the m&m factory. The next day the get fired for throwing a way all the w's
- bring copiers to school just so they can copy someones answer
- bring their own food to buffets
- ( for stupid girls) buy a gameboy. The next day she returns it and spend all day looking for a gamegirl
- talk into speakers
- look up the American Heritage dictionary for history
- think quarterbacks are refunds
- ask for price checks at the dollar store
- study for blood tests
- go home and get 16 friends when they see NC-17 on a movie
- turn to the T.V. guide channel to find out how long 60 minutes is
- trade in their car for gas money
- spend all day trying to drown a fish
- stare at orange juice boxes just because it says "concentrate"
- call people to get their phone numbers
- think burger king is a castle
- try to sneak in a set of World Book Encyclopedias into the Who Wants to be a Millionaire studios
- think Times Square is a square clock
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Actually I have to say I've talked into speakers, well headphones before. This is not stupid because if you plug them into the microphone socket they can act as a microphone because the membrane that vibrates to create the sound can also capture vibrations and convert them into electrical signals. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Too set in his ways to ever relate
If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay
But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave
Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray
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