[Sythe]

Don't lie okay make em all true. Okay I was around 5 or 6 at the time. No food in the house my Mom didn't bring back snacks from the store. I was unhappy and told mom to make dinner but she said I would just have to wait. Impaitent I went to the fridge and struggled to open it. I saw nothing but a yellow thing I couldn't read but I always see my mother scrape the yellow thing on bread. It had some wrapping around it and I picked it up it felt a little greasy and slippery and I took a big bite outta it. My eyes widened and put the stick of BUTTER in the fridge. It is the most horrible horrible thing I have tasted well not actually but I like a little butter but not a whole mouthful of butter I forgot how I got rid of that probaly spat it in the trashcan or something.

Another thing when I was around the same age I was in Kindergarden my friend gave me a choclate candy bar. My parents rarely bought sweets of that kind. I was happy and went home and barricaded myself in the bathroom not wanting to share with my sisters. It was a hot day at the time and the choclate was all gooey and melted but I didn't care I ate it all but left many choclatey fingerprints all over the bathroom countor. I left and Lydia the maid saw my face and looked in the bathroom and yelled at me and I gots a long time out.

There was a few more but they I don't want to share they are very embarassing.