Actually, the man inside the Presidential limousine that day was the true patsy, since he was a volunteer who underwent cosmetic surgeries to resemble Kennedy. Little did he know that Kennedy's death was staged so that Jackie wouldn't divorce him becuase of his affair with Marilyn Monroe (by the way, if you look closely at the Zapruder film you can clearly see that Marilyn is "The Babushka Lady", her death having also been faked). Unfortunately, Jackie had to go along with the staged death and marry Aristotle (as if marrying a billionaire is "unfortunate"). This freed Jack and Marilyn to move to Havana (Jack and Fidel cut a deal--Fidel would remove the missiles to give Jack a moral victory and Jack would let Fidel run Cuba however he pleased) where they lived out the remaining years of their lives peacefully.
[img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] Well, maybe not...but it would make a really good trashy novel or movie.
Fact: Nixon was in Dallas the day Kennedy was shot. No one knows why.
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