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Computer Terms for Rednecks

Backup -- What cha do when you runs across a skunk in the woods

Bar Code -- Them's the fightin' rules at Bubba' beer barn

Bug -- The reason you call in sick

Byte -- What yer pitbull dun to cusin Jethro

Cache -- Needed when you ya runs out of food stamps

Chip -- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

Terminal -- Time to call the undertaker

Crash -- When ya go to Juniors's party uninvited

Digital -- The art of counting on yer fingers

Diskette -- a female disco dancer

Hardcopy -- the pictures you looked at when selecting tatoos

Internet -- where cafeteria workers put their hair

megahertz -- how yer head feels after 17 beers

Mac -- Bubba's fav-o-rite fast food

Modem -- what yer do when the grass gets too high

Network -- Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

Monitor -- who keeps your grandpa John from sneaking out durning 7th grade class when the teacher's back is turned

keyboard -- where you hang the keys to yer John Deer

Video Game -- a white tail buck seen through a night scope

gamestick -- what you poke a critter with to see ifin it's still alive