OK, it is Rock of Love Bus, but seriously, have you seen this season?
Just had to share this dream I had the other night. I was listening to music, but had the show on and was just watching it without sound. Later on that night, I had this horrible dream LOL. I was IN the show and one of the girls. I found myself in this large dressing room in some hotel. I think all the other girls had already changed and stuff, so I was a bit behind. So I'm trying to put together something to wear, and I reach into my bag and my bra had grown to mammoth proportions. I'm looking at it and thinking, no way will this ever fit me, and how did it get so huge LOL. I'm guessing this was my subconcious remembering how many gigantic fake boobs most of the girls have LOL. I finally get some outfit on, and go to this big mirror on the wall. Well, I look at myself in the mirror and I am really WIDE looking. I untuck my shirt from my pants, still I look fat. I'm like, what the? I step to the right of the mirror, and all of the sudden I look anorexic, hideously anorexic too! I go to step in the middle of the mirror, and it looks like someone took some sandpaper and ruined the middle of the mirror so you can't see yourself at all. I remember thinking in the dream, "OH man, the producers did this on purpose to screw with all the big egos of the girls LOL!" Next thing I know, I am viewing Bret Michaels doing some camera interview sitting on a bed, and he says "Of all the girls, the one I am most impressed with is WENDY. I think I'm going to bonk her." At the sound of my name, I recoil in horror, nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and abruptly wake up!
Man, I need to stop watching this show LOL.