Dagorion stumbles into the square just as the two half-breeds mentioned why the war was started. "So yer saying one of me farts tickled one of 'em elf panzies' noses and noow they want a war? Well they got themelves a war!" With that the dwarf stands, draws his great-axe and lets out a tremendous fart, causing several passers buy to pass out and an apple tree to drop all its frute and die.
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