Thread: David Blaine
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Old 09-17-2003, 12:28 PM   #31
Sigmar
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Ways it could turn out good-

1: The box falls into the thames, Blaine survives the fall and the box ends up somewhere very near the south of England...preferably France if possible ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) where he then proceeds to get out and feel slightly embarrassed/annoyed.

2: Blaine begins to suffer from temporary insanity during which he reveals that despite what he's been saying for years all of his tricks are not real achievements and that they were faked (specifically the ice block, casket ones, which a documentary proved were faked).

3: He backs out.

His tricks are sometimes impressive but he himself is a jackass. If you are in need of further enlightenment please refer to season 1 of "Bo Selecta".

"It were proper bo I tell the!"
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