I my defense:
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he landed the plane Monday night in Ellsinore
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I thought it was "Ellminster".
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flew an erratic path over the Midwest
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..did not!
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he landed safely on a rural Missouri road
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That was masterful on my part!
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charged Tuesday with transportation of stolen property
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those were spell components!
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prompted a brief evacuation of the Wisconsin Capitol
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please, I'm Canadian!
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terrorism is not believed to be a motive.
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duh!
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expecting to be shot down by military aircraft
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sounds painful: no thanks ..plus, I'd miss my trip to Cancun!
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"has not felt like himself lately"
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I think it's due to a little too much red meat lately; and I brought some spaghetti sauce and gluten free pasta to the DnD game last night, as the DM is intolerant; tastes pretty gross.
(Funny, it's just on the CBC news as I type)