The Butcher's Bet
A man walks into a butchers shop and inquires of the butcher, "Are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Yes", so the man replies, "I bet you $50 that you cant reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there."
The butcher says, "Im not betting on that."
"But I thought you were a gambling man?" the man retorts.
"Yes I am," says the butcher, "but the steaks are too high".
