What stupid people do & some blond jokes

Triconan · 11-22-2002, 01:54 PM

Here is a list of stupid behavior that I have compiled. If you have ever done any of this do not take offense remember addmittance is the first step to a cure.

Stupid people-
- sit on the T.V. and stare at the couch
- get locked in a grocery store and die of hunger
- miss bus 44 so they take bus 22 twice
- sleep with a ruler to find out how long they slept
- trip over a cordless phone
- try to put m&ms in alphebetical order
- get hired at the m&m factory. The next day the get fired for throwing a way all the w's
- bring copiers to school just so they can copy someones answer
- bring their own food to buffets
- ( for stupid girls) buy a gameboy. The next day she returns it and spend all day looking for a gamegirl
- talk into speakers
- look up the American Heritage dictionary for history
- think quarterbacks are refunds
- ask for price checks at the dollar store
- study for blood tests
- go home and get 16 friends when they see NC-17 on a movie
- turn to the T.V. guide channel to find out how long 60 minutes is
- trade in their car for gas money
- spend all day trying to drown a fish
- stare at orange juice boxes just because it says "concentrate"
- call people to get their phone numbers
- think burger king is a castle
- try to sneak in a set of World Book Encyclopedias into the Who Wants to be a Millionaire studios
- think Times Square is a square clock

[ 11-23-2002, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Triconan ]

Xtrea · 11-22-2002, 02:05 PM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] That sound like me( I do most of those things). [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

WillowIX · 11-22-2002, 02:30 PM

LOL! Ah I see you have put together a biography on me.

Thanks a bunch Triconan! [img]smile.gif[/img] Now who do I contact about publishing it?

Kaltia · 11-22-2002, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowIX:
LOL! Ah I see you have put together a biography on me. Thanks a bunch Triconan! [img]smile.gif[/img] Now who do I contact about publishing it?

Me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jeffi0 · 11-22-2002, 03:05 PM

LOL! Some of those are great! [img]smile.gif[/img]

LennonCook · 11-22-2002, 06:23 PM

Believe it or not, it *is* apparently possible to drown a fish - just pull it backwards...

11-23-2002, 02:58 AM

Nice post Triconan! I have two more to add.
-They think Vincent Van Gough is a Truck company.
- They try to lie down on a river bed.
Thankz for paying attention.

shadowhound · 11-23-2002, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triconan:

- trip over a cordless phone

Guilty
Look it wasn't my fault ok? Someone left it sitting on the middle of the ground and I fell over it.

[ 11-23-2002, 03:26 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

GokuZool · 11-23-2002, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:

quote:
Originally posted by Triconan:

- trip over a cordless phone

Guilty
Look it wasn't my fault ok? Someone left it sitting on the middle of the ground and I fell over it.[/QUOTE]What was a cordless phone doing on the floor?

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

shadowhound · 11-23-2002, 06:30 AM

Tripping me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-22-2002, 01:54 PM	#1
Triconan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: June 1, 2002 Location: Mukilteo, WA Age: 35 Posts: 307	Here is a list of stupid behavior that I have compiled. If you have ever done any of this do not take offense remember addmittance is the first step to a cure. Stupid people- - sit on the T.V. and stare at the couch - get locked in a grocery store and die of hunger - miss bus 44 so they take bus 22 twice - sleep with a ruler to find out how long they slept - trip over a cordless phone - try to put m&ms in alphebetical order - get hired at the m&m factory. The next day the get fired for throwing a way all the w's - bring copiers to school just so they can copy someones answer - bring their own food to buffets - ( for stupid girls) buy a gameboy. The next day she returns it and spend all day looking for a gamegirl - talk into speakers - look up the American Heritage dictionary for history - think quarterbacks are refunds - ask for price checks at the dollar store - study for blood tests - go home and get 16 friends when they see NC-17 on a movie - turn to the T.V. guide channel to find out how long 60 minutes is - trade in their car for gas money - spend all day trying to drown a fish - stare at orange juice boxes just because it says "concentrate" - call people to get their phone numbers - think burger king is a castle - try to sneak in a set of World Book Encyclopedias into the Who Wants to be a Millionaire studios - think Times Square is a square clock [ 11-23-2002, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Triconan ] __________________ <br /><br />If I got smart with you how would<br /> you know? <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" /> <br />Happiness is just a Flaming-Moe away <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

11-22-2002, 02:05 PM	#2
Xtrea The Magister Join Date: October 21, 2002 Location: Mukilteo Wa Age: 35 Posts: 107	[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] That sound like me( I do most of those things). [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ <br /> My Theme Song

11-22-2002, 02:30 PM	#3
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	LOL! Ah I see you have put together a biography on me. Thanks a bunch Triconan! [img]smile.gif[/img] Now who do I contact about publishing it? __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

11-22-2002, 03:05 PM	#5
Jeffi0 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 3, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 41 Posts: 308	LOL! Some of those are great! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302</a> First 8-Bit Theater comic. The first few aren\'t really funny, but the rest are great.

11-23-2002, 06:30 AM	#10
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	Tripping me [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

11-22-2002, 06:23 PM	#6
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 38 Posts: 5,452	Believe it or not, it is apparently possible to drown a fish - just pull it backwards...

11-23-2002, 02:58 AM	#7
Slizerio Guest Posts: n/a	Nice post Triconan! I have two more to add. -They think Vincent Van Gough is a Truck company. - They try to lie down on a river bed. Thankz for paying attention.

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