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Welcomed New User
![]() Join Date: August 12, 2003
Location: Minnesota
Age: 36
Posts: 2
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Come here and send me your pointless, stupid, evil, abnormal, awsome, quotes and/or sayings!!!!!!!!!!
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Gold Dragon
![]() Join Date: June 18, 2002
Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB
Age: 38
Posts: 2,563
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Did they legalise drugs in Minnesota when I wasn't looking?
![]() Edit => A smiley. [ 08-24-2003, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ]
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
![]() Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
Age: 58
Posts: 9,005
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You spelled awesome wrong.
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Silver Dragon
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Location: The Lion City
Age: 64
Posts: 1,699
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Hav these 2 signs hanging in a cousin's kitchen:
"A woman like me is hard to find - but the kitchen is a good place to start looking." and, "This is a self-cleaning kitchen. You use, you clean."
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Ironworks Webmaster
Join Date: January 4, 2001
Location: Lakeland, Florida
Age: 52
Posts: 11,737
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Keep this clean guys, or it's goes bye-bye.
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Quintesson
![]() Join Date: August 7, 2002
Location: Oakville (next to the T.O.), Ontario, Canada
Age: 36
Posts: 1,097
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A bird in the oven is worth 100 in the bush.
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Gold Dragon
![]() Join Date: June 18, 2002
Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB
Age: 38
Posts: 2,563
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Context: about eating anything inappropriate for normal human consumption:
"Mmm, tastes like chicken."
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Unicorn
![]() Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Age: 34
Posts: 4,238
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"What doesn't kill you, only comes back later to try again."
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40th Level Warrior
![]() Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
Posts: 11,752
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Three favorites of mine:
"Everybody's got a reason to live. Everybody's got a dream, and a hunger inside." - Paul Stanley, KISS "You need to treat yourself like number one. Do you need to be reminded?" - Paul Stanley, KISS "I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones." - The Doctor, fifth incarnation
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Drow Priestess
![]() Join Date: March 13, 2001
Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex
Age: 55
Posts: 4,037
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No matter how thin you slice it, it's still bologna.
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