Ironworks the movieIII - Page 10

/)eathKiller · 04-13-2002, 09:43 PM

if you ever need a robot, you've got one right here

big, thick, black, walking tank, about 8 feet tall, usually toting some large firearm, I dont even mind being killed off, though I do have 2800 hp :/ i guess you can size that down if you like [img]tongue.gif[/img]

uss · 04-14-2002, 07:09 AM

oo! [img]smile.gif[/img]

this is funny! if you haven`t planned out who will Sarevok be, id like to be him [img]smile.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 04-14-2002, 07:19 AM

Polls section, 23:30, Casino, the Happy Ironworker

Barry: And....thirteen red.
Beaumanoir: Yes! I Win Again! I Rule!
*Suddenly, a black heared woman, dreased in a toxido and wearing a pair of reflecting sunglasses enters the room.
Barry: And, we have a new player, sit down miss.
Aelia: Everything on ten black.
Beaumanoir: Ambitious, and stupid.
Barry: Ten black, the house loses.
Beaumanoir: Whoa, I Never Saw Anything Like That. Amazing. Talk About Good Luck.
Aelia: Not luck, magic.
Beaumanoir: Hm, Just Who Are You Anyway?
Aelia: Jusa, Aelia Jusa.
Beaumanoir: Did you hear that?
Aelia: Thats my personal theme, all secret agents have one.
Beaumanoir: Secret Agent? Guards!
Aelia: Uh oh.
Guard: Sir?
Beaumanoir: Don't just stand there, kill that woman!
Aelia: *Dives out of the window and lands in her BMW.
Suddenly, two jeeps filled with firing bad guys pull around the corner.
Aelia: Moneycent, I'm being followed by large groups of badguys, please advice.
Base: According to plan, 00128, place the decoy and eject!
Aelia: I don't have any decoys yet!
Base: One moment.

Meanwhile, on the set.
Dreamer128: C'mon, hurry up!
Adam: It doesn't fit, he's too fat.
Downunda: Why do I have to wear this dress anyway?
Dreamer128: Because you pay your own hospital bills, and its cheaper to have you thrashed then our plastic Aelia puppet.
Downunda: Hold it one second, I'm not sure I....
Dreamer128: Don't worry, this wont hurt...much. Press the yellow button Magick.
Magick: K.
*A cable pulls Aelia out of the driving car, and puts Downunda in.
Downunda: Help! Get me out of this car! Where is the brake on this thing?
Dreamer128[Speaker]: Try singing if you are afraid, it seems to help.
Downunda: (*Bullets impacting above his head) Right, this was a big hit on primary school.
Magick: He means yesterday, allright lets hear it.
Downunda:[Flinstones opening music] Dow, Downunda, is the greatest guy in history. From the, board of Ironworks, he's about to hit a chesnut tree! ARGH!!!
Dreamers128: All right, send a cleaning crew to the crash site, and lets move to actII. Narrator?
Magick: Meanwhile, at the casino.
Beaumanoir: [Phone]Killed? Ok, Fine, Yes, Take The Day Off, Thanks.
Aelia: Suprise!
Beaumanoir: You! How Did You Survive That Car Crash?
Aelia: Ha, piece of cake, with X's gadgets.
Beaumanoir: And Who Are Those People?
Azure: Silence! We ask the questions here!
Aelia: Right, who is your boss? Where is he, and what are his plans?
Beaumanoir: I'll Never Tell You That.
Galadria: I warn you, I'm trained in multiple torture techniques.
Attalus: S-she's T-tel-ling t-the trut-th. S-she practices o-on m-me every d-day.
Galadria: Shut up smartass.
Lioness:*Snicker
Aelia: What are ya gonna do? Marry him?
Beaumanoir: God No! I'll Talk! I'll Talk!
Beaumanoir: All Right, Listen. I Get Writen Instructions From A Guy Named Sephiroth! He's The Criminal Mastermind Behind All Operations In This Region.
Azure: Where can we find him?
Beaumanoir: I Have No Idea.
Galadria: *Looks at Binky
Beaumanoir: His Bandit Camp Is Located Just Twenty Kilobites To The North. That Is Everything I Know! Just Keep Her Away From Me!
Galadria: *Pulls out Rolling-pin.
Azure: All right, we believe you. Galadria, sit!
Beamanoir: All right Dreamer, thats the last time I work with you or your psycho crew!
Legolas: I think thats an insult. Boo agrees with me.
Dreamer128:[Speaker] All right, there has been a minor script change. Binky, you now make your grand escape through the window.
Beamanoir: Right. Ok Then! You Have Not Seen The Last Of Binky! I Will Return! *Leaps out of the window.
Azure: Aren't we on the third floor?
Lioness: Yup
Beamanoir: Aaaaaaaargggghhhh.
Dreamer128: Well, you don't have to pay dead actors. At least he had a live insurance.
Azure: I think Sephiroth may be the key to solving this mystery. We should locate his camp.
Aelia: Based on what I learned from Binky. I think I may be able to teleport us within a mile from it.
Azure: Make it so then.
Aelia: Opens portal and walks through it.
Azure: Well, lets go then.
Attalus: W-when i-is t-this story g-going to e-end?
Sorry mate, your stuck with us for at least a few more posts. Will the scooby gang be able to stop Sephiroth? And who is really behind all this chaos? Be sure to watch the next episode of Ironworks the movie!

Sir Exxon · 04-14-2002, 07:38 AM

ROFL!!
This just keeps getting better and better. Keep it up, Velkyn!

Lioness · 04-14-2002, 07:49 AM

LMAO! Awesome, awesome! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Galadria · 04-14-2002, 08:16 AM

Love it, Velkyn. Keep 'er coming.

Neb · 04-14-2002, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Beaumanoir:You Have Not Seen The Last Of Binky! I Will Return! *Leaps out of the window.*
Azure: Aren't we on the third floor?
Lioness: Yup
Beamanoir: Aaaaaaaargggghhhh.

Gotta love this stuff

Keep it coming Velk [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir ReGiN · 04-14-2002, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreamer128:

Beaumanoir: Hm, Just Who Are You Anyway?
Aelia: Jusa, Aelia Jusa.
Beaumanoir: Did you hear that?
Aelia: Thats my personal theme, all secret agents have one.

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
Brilliant [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]
(I'm using as many smilies I can now that they're on again

)

uss · 04-14-2002, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uss:
oo! [img]smile.gif[/img]
this is funny! if you haven`t planned out who will Sarevok be, id like to be him [img]smile.gif[/img]

yeah, i think so too! uss would be a really good Sarevok! he would fit into that part well. BTW, my name is Joe and im from Kansas. i accidenally went into uss`s accout but now that i explained it to you, everything is fine [img]smile.gif[/img]
*uss comes to the room, chops off Joe`s head*
good riddance! you do belive that Joe wrote this, dont you? dont you!?

Dreamer128 · 04-14-2002, 01:45 PM

Sorry guys, I already have a Sarevok. But other parts are still available. And if you can't get into this one, Ironworks the MovieIV will most likely be about Shadows of Amn

04-13-2002, 09:43 PM	#91
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 40 Posts: 6,043	if you ever need a robot, you've got one right here big, thick, black, walking tank, about 8 feet tall, usually toting some large firearm, I dont even mind being killed off, though I do have 2800 hp :/ i guess you can size that down if you like [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-14-2002, 07:49 AM	#95
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 37 Posts: 5,837	LMAO! Awesome, awesome! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

04-14-2002, 08:16 AM	#96
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	Love it, Velkyn. Keep 'er coming. __________________ Lady Galadria,Goddess\' Equal of the O.R.T.; [img]\"http://havak.db-forge.com/portraits/bitmaps/wlf180L.bmp\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" - Saki <br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

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04-14-2002, 07:09 AM	#92
uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 36 Posts: 2,775	oo! [img]smile.gif[/img] this is funny! if you haven`t planned out who will Sarevok be, id like to be him [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-14-2002, 07:19 AM	#93
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Polls section, 23:30, Casino, the Happy Ironworker Barry: And....thirteen red. Beaumanoir: Yes! I Win Again! I Rule! Suddenly, a black heared woman, dreased in a toxido and wearing a pair of reflecting sunglasses enters the room. Barry: And, we have a new player, sit down miss. Aelia: Everything on ten black. Beaumanoir: Ambitious, and stupid. Barry: Ten black, the house loses. Beaumanoir: Whoa, I Never Saw Anything Like That. Amazing. Talk About Good Luck. Aelia: Not luck, magic. Beaumanoir: Hm, Just Who Are You Anyway? Aelia: Jusa, Aelia Jusa. Beaumanoir: Did you hear that? Aelia: Thats my personal theme, all secret agents have one. Beaumanoir: Secret Agent? Guards! Aelia: Uh oh. Guard: Sir? Beaumanoir: Don't just stand there, kill that woman! Aelia: Dives out of the window and lands in her BMW. Suddenly, two jeeps filled with firing bad guys pull around the corner. Aelia: Moneycent, I'm being followed by large groups of badguys, please advice. Base: According to plan, 00128, place the decoy and eject! Aelia: I don't have any decoys yet! Base: One moment. Meanwhile, on the set. Dreamer128: C'mon, hurry up! Adam: It doesn't fit, he's too fat. Downunda: Why do I have to wear this dress anyway? Dreamer128: Because you pay your own hospital bills, and its cheaper to have you thrashed then our plastic Aelia puppet. Downunda: Hold it one second, I'm not sure I.... Dreamer128: Don't worry, this wont hurt...much. Press the yellow button Magick. Magick: K. A cable pulls Aelia out of the driving car, and puts Downunda in. Downunda: Help! Get me out of this car! Where is the brake on this thing? Dreamer128[Speaker]: Try singing if you are afraid, it seems to help. Downunda: (Bullets impacting above his head) Right, this was a big hit on primary school. Magick: He means yesterday, allright lets hear it. Downunda:[Flinstones opening music] Dow, Downunda, is the greatest guy in history. From the, board of Ironworks, he's about to hit a chesnut tree! ARGH!!! Dreamers128: All right, send a cleaning crew to the crash site, and lets move to actII. Narrator? Magick: Meanwhile, at the casino. Beaumanoir: [Phone]Killed? Ok, Fine, Yes, Take The Day Off, Thanks. Aelia: Suprise! Beaumanoir: You! How Did You Survive That Car Crash? Aelia: Ha, piece of cake, with X's gadgets. Beaumanoir: And Who Are Those People? Azure: Silence! We ask the questions here! Aelia: Right, who is your boss? Where is he, and what are his plans? Beaumanoir: I'll Never Tell You That. Galadria: I warn you, I'm trained in multiple torture techniques. Attalus: S-she's T-tel-ling t-the trut-th. S-she practices o-on m-me every d-day. Galadria: Shut up smartass. Lioness:Snicker Aelia: What are ya gonna do? Marry him? Beaumanoir: God No! I'll Talk! I'll Talk! Beaumanoir: All Right, Listen. I Get Writen Instructions From A Guy Named Sephiroth! He's The Criminal Mastermind Behind All Operations In This Region. Azure: Where can we find him? Beaumanoir: I Have No Idea. Galadria: Looks at Binky Beaumanoir: His Bandit Camp Is Located Just Twenty Kilobites To The North. That Is Everything I Know! Just Keep Her Away From Me! Galadria: Pulls out Rolling-pin. Azure: All right, we believe you. Galadria, sit! Beamanoir: All right Dreamer, thats the last time I work with you or your psycho crew! Legolas: I think thats an insult. Boo agrees with me. Dreamer128:[Speaker] All right, there has been a minor script change. Binky, you now make your grand escape through the window. Beamanoir: Right. Ok Then! You Have Not Seen The Last Of Binky! I Will Return! Leaps out of the window. Azure: Aren't we on the third floor? Lioness: Yup Beamanoir: Aaaaaaaargggghhhh. Dreamer128: Well, you don't have to pay dead actors. At least he had a live insurance. Azure: I think Sephiroth may be the key to solving this mystery. We should locate his camp. Aelia: Based on what I learned from Binky. I think I may be able to teleport us within a mile from it. Azure: Make it so then. Aelia: Opens portal and walks through it. Azure: Well, lets go then. Attalus: W-when i-is t-this story g-going to e-end? Sorry mate, your stuck with us for at least a few more posts. Will the scooby gang be able to stop Sephiroth? And who is really behind all this chaos? Be sure to watch the next episode of Ironworks the movie!

04-14-2002, 07:38 AM	#94
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 36 Posts: 5,367	ROFL!! This just keeps getting better and better. Keep it up, Velkyn!

04-14-2002, 01:45 PM	#100
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Sorry guys, I already have a Sarevok. But other parts are still available. And if you can't get into this one, Ironworks the MovieIV will most likely be about Shadows of Amn

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