Ort Building #6 - Page 11

11-20-2001, 07:59 AM

I'd love to reply to that but if I mentioned man bosoms, I'd get all these double-standard speeches about how minors might read these posts

Hiram Sedai · 11-20-2001, 08:57 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:

I shall stop the sordidness. However, if one of the others continues, they're gonna get their own quotes right damn back at them (BTW, you have mail)

~The animated chocolate decides to climb out and swamp everybody~

Here are some things to quote:

Hiram is wonderful
Hiram smells divine
Hiram works and plays well with others
I should name my first born "Hiram"
Hiram is the personification of intellectual overcompensation combined with verbose intensity that is quite mind numbing to the masses.

11-20-2001, 10:01 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

Here are some things to quote:

Hiram is wonderful
Hiram smells divine
Hiram works and plays well with others
I should name my first born "Hiram"
Hiram is the personification of intellectual overcompensation combined with verbose intensity that is quite mind numbing to the masses.

Are you sure we're not related then? Because those are my traits too

Neb · 11-20-2001, 10:18 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
I'd love to reply to that but if I mentioned man bosoms, I'd get all these double-standard speeches about how minors might read these posts

Sorry about that LS, I'll quit it, just get back to chocolate and licking and...... whatever else it is you do, it was keeping this thread alive, and adding some spice to it too.

11-20-2001, 10:21 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Neb:

Sorry about that LS, I'll quit it, just get back to chocolate and licking and...... whatever else it is you do, it was keeping this thread alive, and adding some spice to it too.

It's not you I was referring to, Neb, it's a few others on this thread. I'm not going back to the funny stuff though, so I'd appreciate it if the sordid stuff wasn't posted AT me either

Woolly Rupert's gone btw. Being highly intelligent he has a strong portfolio of stocks and shares ans is off down the Stock Exchange to corner the market oin chocolate

Neb · 11-20-2001, 11:14 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:

Woolly Rupert's gone btw. Being highly intelligent he has a strong portfolio of stocks and shares ans is off down the Stock Exchange to corner the market oin chocolate

"The hamsterrasque is gone? Rejoice! We're saved!" Just as Neb shouts this a strange noise begins to emanate from one of the ventilation ducts, the sound of something approaching, fast.....

11-20-2001, 01:17 PM

Damn! I forgot - the size of Woolly Rupert, imagine the size of his fleas!!!!

and here they come

Neb · 11-20-2001, 01:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
Damn! I forgot - the size of Woolly Rupert, imagine the size of his fleas!!!!

and here they come

"Oh s***!" says Neb as the first flea jumps forth from a ventilation shaft, they're as large as great danes, they're vampiric(They can drain levels and need +1 stuff to damage them.) because they drink blood, they have Vorpal teeth and claws of Sharpness, their claws cause disease because they've crawled around in Rupert's unwashed fur for so long, and there are THOUSANDS of them.....

Talthyr Malkaviel · 11-20-2001, 02:44 PM

Decides to run after the chocolate beast instead, polymorphing the occasional dog-sized flea on the way, then casts ' Talthyr's skin of marshmallow' on it, making it a marshmallow with chocolate in tyhe middle*
now, I wonder whats going on with Rupert?

11-20-2001, 03:30 PM

Rupert's bogged off

LS pulls a black staff out of the air. His expert attacks crack the fleas right left and centre. Just in time he remembers to avoid the oncoming Chocolate monster too

11-20-2001, 08:57 AM	#102
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 918	quote: Originally posted by Lord Shield: I shall stop the sordidness. However, if one of the others continues, they're gonna get their own quotes right damn back at them (BTW, you have mail) ~The animated chocolate decides to climb out and swamp everybody~ Here are some things to quote: Hiram is wonderful Hiram smells divine Hiram works and plays well with others I should name my first born "Hiram" Hiram is the personification of intellectual overcompensation combined with verbose intensity that is quite mind numbing to the masses. __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic

11-20-2001, 10:01 AM	#103
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Here are some things to quote: Hiram is wonderful Hiram smells divine Hiram works and plays well with others I should name my first born "Hiram" Hiram is the personification of intellectual overcompensation combined with verbose intensity that is quite mind numbing to the masses. Are you sure we're not related then? Because those are my traits too

11-20-2001, 10:18 AM	#104
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by Lord Shield: I'd love to reply to that but if I mentioned man bosoms, I'd get all these double-standard speeches about how minors might read these posts Sorry about that LS, I'll quit it, just get back to chocolate and licking and...... whatever else it is you do, it was keeping this thread alive, and adding some spice to it too.

11-20-2001, 10:21 AM	#105
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by Neb: Sorry about that LS, I'll quit it, just get back to chocolate and licking and...... whatever else it is you do, it was keeping this thread alive, and adding some spice to it too. It's not you I was referring to, Neb, it's a few others on this thread. I'm not going back to the funny stuff though, so I'd appreciate it if the sordid stuff wasn't posted AT me either Woolly Rupert's gone btw. Being highly intelligent he has a strong portfolio of stocks and shares ans is off down the Stock Exchange to corner the market oin chocolate

11-20-2001, 11:14 AM	#106
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by Lord Shield: Woolly Rupert's gone btw. Being highly intelligent he has a strong portfolio of stocks and shares ans is off down the Stock Exchange to corner the market oin chocolate "The hamsterrasque is gone? Rejoice! We're saved!" Just as Neb shouts this a strange noise begins to emanate from one of the ventilation ducts, the sound of something approaching, fast.....

11-20-2001, 07:59 AM	#101
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	I'd love to reply to that but if I mentioned man bosoms, I'd get all these double-standard speeches about how minors might read these posts

11-20-2001, 01:17 PM	#107
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Damn! I forgot - the size of Woolly Rupert, imagine the size of his fleas!!!! and here they come

11-20-2001, 01:33 PM	#108
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by Lord Shield: Damn! I forgot - the size of Woolly Rupert, imagine the size of his fleas!!!! and here they come "Oh s***!" says Neb as the first flea jumps forth from a ventilation shaft, they're as large as great danes, they're vampiric(They can drain levels and need +1 stuff to damage them.) because they drink blood, they have Vorpal teeth and claws of Sharpness, their claws cause disease because they've crawled around in Rupert's unwashed fur for so long, and there are THOUSANDS of them.....

11-20-2001, 02:44 PM	#109
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Decides to run after the chocolate beast instead, polymorphing the occasional dog-sized flea on the way, then casts ' Talthyr's skin of marshmallow' on it, making it a marshmallow with chocolate in tyhe middle* now, I wonder whats going on with Rupert? __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

11-20-2001, 03:30 PM	#110
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Rupert's bogged off LS pulls a black staff out of the air. His expert attacks crack the fleas right left and centre. Just in time he remembers to avoid the oncoming Chocolate monster too

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