Aerie: "Prepare to be eviscerated, Fool."

[Helspanth]

Nice link sixofspades! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[SixOfSpades]

Hee, hee....the more I read, the more I laugh.

Wynne, Tanoch, were some of those your own? I'm trying to think up 1 for each NPC in BG1 and 2.

Aerie: "What? We're stopping to Rest already? I'm not tired at all! Oh well, you guys stay here & sleep while I scout on ahead by myself. (Losing my wings has helped me feel so independent....)"
Cernd: "It is with great pride and pleasure that I accept this Most Valuable Player award...."
Edwin: "Well, curses. I don't understand this spell scroll at all. Minsc, could you come over here and help me figure this out?"
Jaheira: "Okay, I am now officially fed up with all this Balance and Nature crap. Which way to the nearest Arby's? I'm buying."
Keldorn: "Dammit, who stole my copy of 'Sins of the Flesh Golem' THIS time?!? I swear, this happens every single time we Rest!"
Lilarcor: "I wish you wouldn't make so liberal use of me, especially when we don't even know for sure if our enemies are TRULY evil, or are only forced by circumstance into commiting evil acts."
Minsc: "Ah, finally we break free of the tick-ridden wilds and back to this enlightened land of the civilized bourgoisie. I have great plans for this city, perhaps a Redlight District and a Disco District....."
Nalia: "Get away from me, you filthy common swine! Are you too stupid to know I'm so much better than you? See the ring? SEE THE GODDAMN RING!?! Go cry to Ilmater if you want pity!"
Sarevok: "I feel kind of silly admitting this, but I was actually only a STEP-Child of Bhaal. You know, that whole Bhaalspawn thing was so 'in' that season. Really, my one true dream has always been to play the piano."
Viconia: "It's not that I don't respect you as a person, I'm simply saving my virginity for the right man."
Yoshimo: "I'm getting out of the adventuring gig--there's no money in it. I give a shout out to y'all, but I'd rather chill with my homies in the Docks of A-town, cuz I wanna be the tight pimp with the slamdown, ya know."

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

rofl those are sooooooo funny. well done.