Visit the Ironworks Gaming Website Email the Webmaster Graphics Library Rules and Regulations Help Support Ironworks Forum with a Donation to Keep us Online - We rely totally on Donations from members Donation goal Meter

Ironworks Gaming Radio

Ironworks Gaming Forum

Go Back   Ironworks Gaming Forum > Ironworks Gaming Roleplaying > Ironworks Online Roleplaying
FAQ Calendar Arcade Today's Posts Search

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 03-02-2002, 03:52 PM   #11
Beaumanoir
Iron Throne Cult
 

Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 37
Posts: 4,896
Hehehe, Your Outnumbred TAO! Where Are Your Female Friends NOW Eh?
__________________
My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.
Beaumanoir is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 03:58 PM   #12
TAOWolf
White Dragon
 

Join Date: December 1, 2001
Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US
Posts: 1,887
quote:
Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Hehehe, Your Outnumbred TAO! Where Are Your Female Friends NOW Eh?


Smiles sweetly at Beaumanoir.....what was that, DEAR??? Oh, Binkyyyyyyyy..........Casts *tongue-tied*......
TAOWolf is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 04:02 PM   #13
Beaumanoir
Iron Throne Cult
 

Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 37
Posts: 4,896
"OI! Fats Unthair! Thtop IT! Bun Tie Di Dongue!"
__________________
My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.
Beaumanoir is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 04:11 PM   #14
Talthyr Malkaviel
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 

Join Date: August 31, 2001
Location: Land of the Britons
Age: 38
Posts: 3,224
Ooooh, I've got one
*Talthyr unleashes the dreaded 'poker session' which will annoy the women greatly!!!*
__________________
Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?
Talthyr Malkaviel is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 04:49 PM   #15
Larry_OHF
Ironworks Moderator
 

Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
Age: 49
Posts: 14,759

Larry has been working this entire time on a devvastaing spell.
As the chanting reaches its climax, the arena was suddenly filled with dirty dishes, unfolded clothes, and babies needing diaper changes. Any woman failing her saving throw suffers a nervous break-down!
Larry_OHF is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 04:53 PM   #16
Sir ReGiN
Gold Dragon
 

Join Date: August 11, 2001
Location: The land of blonde virgins
Age: 43
Posts: 2,563
quote:
Originally posted by TAOWolf:


looks down at her waist-length silver/blonde hair... [img]tongue.gif[/img] are you color-blind my dear? (note: when a Druid calls you dear, run my man, run very fast *L*).....hmmmm....*up-toliet seat* , eh?....her eyes flash momentarily, and she smiles, casting "No magazines in the toliet area allowed" *L*



*gasp!!*
Runs around trying to figure out something to counter-act the spell..
Thinks of nothing, and falls to the ground crying..
oh, and about the hair, anyone can see that's fake!
__________________
Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand
Sir ReGiN is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 04:58 PM   #17
Beaumanoir
Iron Throne Cult
 

Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 37
Posts: 4,896
quote:
Originally posted by Larry_OHF:

Larry has been working this entire time on a devvastaing spell.
As the chanting reaches its climax, the arena was suddenly filled with dirty dishes, unfolded clothes, and babies needing diaper changes. Any woman failing her saving throw suffers a nervous break-down!



LOL! Hmmm, That Is A Very Devastating Spell Larry!
__________________
My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.
Beaumanoir is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 04:58 PM   #18
Talthyr Malkaviel
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 

Join Date: August 31, 2001
Location: Land of the Britons
Age: 38
Posts: 3,224
*Casts female greying hair- radius the whole battleground*
Ha ha, now you have grey hair and must either suffer it and your saving throws are severely penalised, or are paralysed while dying your hair.
Muhahaha!!
__________________
Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?
Talthyr Malkaviel is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 05:07 PM   #19
Beaumanoir
Iron Throne Cult
 

Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 37
Posts: 4,896
*Casts Ejecting Bathroom*

(If Any Women Spend More Than 10 Minutes Doing Their Hair Or Make-Up Then The Room Will Eject Them 50ft Away Approx.)
__________________
My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.
Beaumanoir is offline  
Old 03-02-2002, 05:13 PM   #20
TAOWolf
White Dragon
 

Join Date: December 1, 2001
Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US
Posts: 1,887
quote:
Originally posted by Larry_OHF:

Larry has been working this entire time on a devvastaing spell.
As the chanting reaches its climax, the arena was suddenly filled with dirty dishes, unfolded clothes, and babies needing diaper changes. Any woman failing her saving throw suffers a nervous break-down!



She throws her saving-spell......
she casts the all-wicked, reduce man to a quivering blob...

SUDDEN FLASHBACK TO CHILDHOOD OF YOUR MOTHER TELLING YOU TO DO YOUR CHORES OR FACE THE WILLOW SWITCH TO YOUR BARE BEHINDS


MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TAOWolf is offline  
Closed Thread


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Are Girls better than Boys? Avatar General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 67 09-30-2003 06:32 AM
I HATE BOYS VS. I HATE GIRLS (this is a hilarious poem) Harkoliar General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 4 11-24-2002 03:46 PM
Girls out peformed Boys again at GCSE Avatar General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 16 08-26-2002 02:46 AM
boys and girls sounds ZFR Baldurs Gate & Tales of the Sword Coast 3 03-14-2002 03:42 AM
What time is it boys and girls? Its multi time w/ charlie and trusty sidekick CB! turbovee General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 18 03-14-2001 11:44 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:33 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
©2024 Ironworks Gaming & ©2024 The Great Escape Studios TM - All Rights Reserved