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Old 04-09-2003, 05:37 PM   #11
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Originally posted by andrewas:
Pigs may have a 30 minute orgasm or they may not. I only have this post to go on, and intenet chain emails are not exactly reputable.

But notice they are absent from the list of animals that hav sex for pleasure? Far better to be a dolphin. Sex for pleasure, lots of it (I saw it on the Discovery channel) and none of the crap we humans have to put up with.
Like what? Condoms, birth control pills, one night stands? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 04-09-2003, 11:42 PM   #12
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Bonobos (also known as dwarf chimpanzees) also have sex for pleasure. Actually sexual acts take up much of their life with homosexual and even pederastric practices being common. It is believed that sexual acts plays an important part in their social bonding process.

It is also notable that the collective aggression common amongst chimpanzees and humans is unknown in this very peaceful species. A social order with some inequalities in status is evident amongst the bonobos though.
Well of course there not aggressive…they’re to tired.
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Old 04-10-2003, 02:19 AM   #13
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oh my, wonder what they'll think of next? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 04-10-2003, 02:51 AM   #14
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Loads of my friends knew about the pig thing...and I knew most of those already...I have a few (though naybe not as funny):

No other word in the english language rhymes with silver or orange.
Camels have no vocal chords.
Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
The word 'jiffy' is an actual time measurement meaning 1/100 of a second.
The voice actor for bugs bunny (Mel Blanc I think) was allergic to carrots!
Male seahorses are the ones that give birth.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (What the...?)
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (Ouch!)
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
(Whoa! That's a lot!)
The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy." (Oops!)

There are loads more, but I thought I'd share these with you.
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Old 04-10-2003, 03:15 AM   #15
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>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)


I feel sorry for all the lefties out there! I don't know how this statement could be true. Where's the scientific evidence!



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Old 04-10-2003, 09:18 AM   #16
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No other word in the english language rhymes with silver or orange.
I'd think it is not the case with silver.

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In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (Ouch!)
When someone's cat died, the whole family ritually shaved (or plucked, I don't remember) their eyebrows, as a symbol of sorrow.
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Old 04-10-2003, 09:29 AM   #17
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Originally posted by slicer15:
No other word in the english language rhymes with silver or orange.
I'd think it is not the case with silver.
[/QUOTE]I'm not trying to challenge you, but if you know what word rhymes with silver, please tell me so that I can stop going crazy trying to come up with one
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Old 04-10-2003, 09:31 AM   #18
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Ignore Sir G, RIVER does NOT rhyme with SILVER
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Old 04-10-2003, 09:34 AM   #19
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Again I have to be the nitpick.

Bonobos (also known as dwarf chimpanzees) also have sex for pleasure. Actually sexual acts take up much of their life with homosexual and even pederastric practices being common. It is believed that sexual acts plays an important part in their social bonding process.

It is also notable that the collective aggression common amongst chimpanzees and humans is unknown in this very peaceful species. A social order with some inequalities in status is evident amongst the bonobos though.

BTW, bonobos are also incredibly cute.

Wow, I just read about these little guys at work tonight!( It was real slow, so read ) They we're thought to be Chimps for a long time, untill a biologist studied a skull at a museum and relised they are a different species. Very social and friendly to each other, unlike Chimps. And yes they have sex for pleasure. They also socialise with other bands for food, social, skill sharing, etc. This is called "reciprical altruism", where a species interacts with each other for "favors" of various reasons. Quite interesting.
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Silver, quiver etc...

Very funny post BTW, Harkoliar! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 04-10-2003, 09:37 AM   #20
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Ignore Sir G, RIVER does NOT rhyme with SILVER
I suppose your correct, depending on what context your placing it. If you heard it in a song, your mind would probly tell you it rhymes, maybe...
Do we have an english major in the house?



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