most embarassing,or unlawful things you've done?

[Stormymystic]

Originally posted by shadowhound: My lawyer has advised me not to comment until the trial is over [img]smile.gif[/img]

roflmao

[Sever]

It was a first aid lesson in school back when i was about 14. We were paired off and had to simulate first aid procedures on our partners. Unfortunately, my partner was a girl that i had a huge crush on. She laid back and instantly my rampant hormones triggered a... well, you get the idea. (Oh gimme a break, i was 14! It took me three years to start thinking about anything other than sex!) Anyways, I finished my mock drill whilst pathetically trying to conceal my excitement. If that had've been the end, then this may not have been the most embarassing moment of my life. But no. It was then my turn to be the dummy whilst my teen crush had to do her demonstration and put her hands on my body... I couldn't do anything to stop it. The whole class was laughing at my obvious arrousal and all i could say was "oops".

I could never look her in the eye again. And whenever i catch up with some friends from school, i get greeted with my old nicknames "oops" or, more often, "mannequin man".

[Cristian]

lol ok that IS embarrising

[Stormymystic]

aww ok i thinkk we may have a winner, sorry though no pride opps i mean prize,lol

[Spade]

Two weeks ago I was at a bar with my friends and we decided to have a drinking contest. We were drinking Golschrider which is some really strong German stuff. After drinking one or two(or seven) too many I started knocking tables over and throwing glasses around. Then I tried to start a fight with one of my friends who had been annoying me all night. I hit him once then fell over. Luckily, he saw how drunk I was so he didn't beat the crap outta me.

He actually thought it was funny since I'm not the type of person who usually starts bar fights. The next day was.......not pleasant. [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

[Timber Loftis]

Well, without being specific, let me just say I have had opportunity aplenty to wake up mortified with embarrassment. [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Desuma Malevois]

Around 20 years ago a group of friends and I took a road trip to Bloomington, IN to visit another buddy, Terry, who had landed an engineering job with a local company. One of my friends, Rob, and I got extremely drunk and, as luck would have it, we both eventually felt the need to puke our guts up at the exact same time. Someone else was in the bathroom, so we both raced outside and practiced target vomiting from the balcony of Terry's second floor apartment. Unfortunately, the complex's security guard chose that moment to pass underneath!

To make a long story short, Terry got kicked out of his apartment over that little incident. He forgave us, though - he said he was wanting to move anyway.

[Bahamut]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: Well, without being specific, let me just say I have had opportunity aplenty to wake up mortified with embarrassment. [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

hmm.. maybe we should set up cameras there in that room of yours... joke!

[Yorick]

Originally posted by Stormymystic: lol, nope as long as you dont report my DWI to the cops,lol

Er... what if one of us here IS a cop?

[Stormymystic]

Originally posted by Yorick: quote: Originally posted by Stormymystic: lol, nope as long as you dont report my DWI to the cops,lol

Er... what if one of us here IS a cop? [/QUOTE]why are you?.....*hides all evidence of her plot to kill lawyers and cops*