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03-01-2004, 12:10 PM
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 Join Date: July 11, 2002
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ROFL, Oblivion. Have some Irish Coffee, you'll feel better. [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
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03-01-2004, 12:12 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: July 18, 2001
Location: America, On The Beautiful Earth
Age: 52
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I'm mondo-sexual.
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03-01-2004, 12:25 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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That's what they all say. I note, however, that I watched a naked wookie for three whole movies and never saw any mondo sexuality.
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03-01-2004, 12:40 PM
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 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts |
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03-01-2004, 12:44 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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Maybe they keep their "equipment" in their bowcasters? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]
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03-01-2004, 05:20 PM
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  Join Date: January 24, 2002
Location: Mundania
Age: 44
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Lol! Self-Love!
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<b>Founder of the NPC Defender Force</b>, <b>Affiliate of the Pro-Mazzy Society</b><br />\"I hate to admit it but you\'ve earned my respect.\"--Shar-Teel (Thanks for this Illumina Drathiran\'ar)<br /> [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/14048184/35120\" alt=\" - \" /> |
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03-01-2004, 05:48 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: June 24, 2002
Location: Nevernever Land
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In a survey on self-love it has been determined: 80% of men experience it. The other 20% are LIARS!!!! Meanwhile Only 40% of women experience it. Of the remaining 60%, 80% of those [just take really long showers/go horseback riding/keep cell phones or beepers set to vibrate in front pockets] (insert as appropriate  )
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[url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br />  <br />Shut UP! Pinky!
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03-02-2004, 04:17 PM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: January 10, 2002
Location: Upstate NY
Age: 57
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You guys are missing the big picture... if you marry yourself then are you entitled to check "Married filing jointly" and use the married tax tables? [img]smile.gif[/img]
I can see the audit now... "Yep... me n my right hand got married last year, but we're having a tough time... it's getting mighty suspicous of the time I've been spending with my left hand." |
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03-02-2004, 05:17 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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My hand refuses to sign the prenup.
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03-02-2004, 05:34 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 59
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I'm fed up with myself, i just ended the relationship. I couldn't stand that selfish bastard anymore.... bah.
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