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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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"$5 says that I can make your breasts move without touching them"
"Ok" *Grab breasts, give them a fondle* "Well here is your $5"
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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"Say, you look pretty fit. I bet you could touch your shoulder blades together..."
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Say say, oh playmate i cannot play with you my dolly's got the flu boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo |
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lol.
hey are you from jamaca? cause jamacian me horny [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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"Hi, I'm looking to start a family and all I need are active ovaries..."
You wouldn't know it when you look at me but I can run really fast... [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
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"Do you want a f***...
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Was your dad a theif ?
. . . . . . Because I am looking for a cheap DVD Player. Always gets a laugh at least
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Of course, this is BEFORE I got married...but I used to ask them if they've heard any bad pickup lines...they laugh...we go back and forth trading the worst ones we've heard and if you can make 'em laugh, you are half way there.
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