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Old 09-03-2005, 01:53 AM   #21
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"$5 says that I can make your breasts move without touching them"
"Ok"
*Grab breasts, give them a fondle*
"Well here is your $5"
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Old 09-03-2005, 02:19 AM   #22
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Old 09-04-2005, 02:28 AM   #23
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lol.

hey are you from jamaca? cause jamacian me horny [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-04-2005, 12:20 PM   #24
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You wouldn't know it when you look at me but I can run really fast...

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Old 09-04-2005, 12:32 PM   #25
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Quote:
Originally posted by shadowhound:
"$5 says that I can make your breasts move without touching them"
"Ok"
*Grab breasts, give them a fondle*
"Well here is your $5"
LMAO! Loved it
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Old 09-04-2005, 12:34 PM   #26
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Old 09-04-2005, 09:32 PM   #27
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Was your dad a theif ?
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Because I am looking for a cheap DVD Player.

Always gets a laugh at least
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Old 09-08-2005, 03:15 PM   #28
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Of course, this is BEFORE I got married...but I used to ask them if they've heard any bad pickup lines...they laugh...we go back and forth trading the worst ones we've heard and if you can make 'em laugh, you are half way there.

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