Boys vs. Girls! A strategic battle of the sexes!! - Page 4

Scholarcs · 03-02-2002, 06:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
The spell had no effect, and Larry was helplessly in the power of the females. Seeing his master's bieng attacked, Larry, now under Charm spell, begins to throw the dirty diapers (full of green/brown goo) at the men.

*Crawls behind upturned table*

*casts air freshner*

shadowhound · 03-02-2002, 06:19 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria:

A-HA!!! You have fallen into the terrible trap of admitting to a female that you think that she is fat. You will now be forced to act pitiful and whiny for the next 24 hours, saying over and over again that you didn't mean it. Plus, you will have no sex for the next week, hearing instead the terrible mantra: "Oh, I'm sure tah you aren't interested, you think that I'm fat."

"NO SEX??? I dont know if ican handle that... please i will do any thing" He starts crawling and begging.

Scholarcs · 03-02-2002, 06:22 PM

quote:
Originally posted by shadowhound:

"NO SEX??? I dont know if ican handle that... please i will do any thing" He starts crawling and begging.

No! dont give into them! we must be strong!

Attalus · 03-02-2002, 06:27 PM

quote:
Originally posted by shadowhound:
Shadowhound walks in to the room. "i dont want to fight chics... i like chics , but alwell" Then he casts one of the more feared spells. Suddenly all the females gain 10 pounds. Oh my god you are all fat!

OMIGOD! My dear young man, (I must assume that you are young) NEVER, EVER say anything to a woman that might remotely make it cross her mind that you think that they might be fat. In fact, don't even let it cross YOUR mind. (they are all mind readers, every blessed one of them). Remember the phrase, "I think that other one (and there will be another one) was more flattering," or (better) "that last one made you look thin (don't say "skinny"-they don't like this woord coming from a man, though they'll say that they do). As for me, I'm sitting in the bleachers reading The Feminine Mystique.

[ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Attalus ]

TAOWolf · 03-02-2002, 06:33 PM

Now that the mess Larry made is cleaned-up she casts *THE MOTHER-IN-LAW* spell (making all men sober quickly, takes showers, put on their best clothes, and be on their best behavior!!)

Attalus · 03-02-2002, 06:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by TAOWolf:
Now that the mess Larry made is cleaned-up she casts *THE MOTHER-IN-LAW* spell (making all men sober quickly, takes showers, put on their best clothes, and be on their best behavior!!)

No, not that! (runs to hide whiskey bottles)
EDIT: Trying to keep Galadria off of the computer. Ow! UnnH!, Stop it! Ahhhh.... OK, guys, you're on your own.

[ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Attalus ]

Scholarcs · 03-02-2002, 06:40 PM

quote:
Originally posted by TAOWolf:
Now that the mess Larry made is cleaned-up she casts *THE MOTHER-IN-LAW* spell (making all men sober quickly, takes showers, put on their best clothes, and be on their best behavior!!)

NO! not that spell! there is no saving throw against that one!

Galadria · 03-02-2002, 07:02 PM

(seeing a rout in the making, she casts the terrible dweamor "The Unknown Crime" : with cold disdain she utters the awful words: "You know what you did. Yes, you do. I'm not going to speak about it any further. Just leave me alone."

Larry_OHF · 03-02-2002, 07:12 PM

Ha!! I am immune to the effects of the Mother-in-law! Mine is the best!!

Larry rips out his blade and runs toward the nearest woman screaming DIE!!!!!!!!

[ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

TAOWolf · 03-02-2002, 07:15 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria:
(seeing a rout in the making, she casts the terrible dweamor "The Unknown Crime" : with cold disdain she utters the awful words: "You know what you did. Yes, you do. I'm not going to speak about it any further. Just leave me alone."

ooOOOOoOOOOooo......YES, my sister of the TERRIBLE TRINITY, we have them by the ........hehe.........

03-02-2002, 06:13 PM	#31
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 39 Posts: 1,557	quote: Originally posted by Larry_OHF: The spell had no effect, and Larry was helplessly in the power of the females. Seeing his master's bieng attacked, Larry, now under Charm spell, begins to throw the dirty diapers (full of green/brown goo) at the men. Crawls behind upturned table casts air freshner __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

03-02-2002, 06:19 PM	#32
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	quote: Originally posted by Galadria: A-HA!!! You have fallen into the terrible trap of admitting to a female that you think that she is fat. You will now be forced to act pitiful and whiny for the next 24 hours, saying over and over again that you didn't mean it. Plus, you will have no sex for the next week, hearing instead the terrible mantra: "Oh, I'm sure tah you aren't interested, you think that I'm fat." "NO SEX??? I dont know if ican handle that... please i will do any thing" He starts crawling and begging. __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

03-02-2002, 06:22 PM	#33
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 39 Posts: 1,557	quote: Originally posted by shadowhound: "NO SEX??? I dont know if ican handle that... please i will do any thing" He starts crawling and begging. No! dont give into them! we must be strong! __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

03-02-2002, 06:27 PM	#34
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 77 Posts: 8,167	quote: Originally posted by shadowhound: Shadowhound walks in to the room. "i dont want to fight chics... i like chics , but alwell" Then he casts one of the more feared spells. Suddenly all the females gain 10 pounds. Oh my god you are all fat! OMIGOD! My dear young man, (I must assume that you are young) NEVER, EVER say anything to a woman that might remotely make it cross her mind that you think that they might be fat. In fact, don't even let it cross YOUR mind. (they are all mind readers, every blessed one of them). Remember the phrase, "I think that other one (and there will be another one) was more flattering," or (better) "that last one made you look thin (don't say "skinny"-they don't like this woord coming from a man, though they'll say that they do). As for me, I'm sitting in the bleachers reading The Feminine Mystique. [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Attalus ]

03-02-2002, 06:33 PM	#35
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	Now that the mess Larry made is cleaned-up she casts THE MOTHER-IN-LAW spell (making all men sober quickly, takes showers, put on their best clothes, and be on their best behavior!!) __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

03-02-2002, 06:39 PM	#36
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 77 Posts: 8,167	quote: Originally posted by TAOWolf: *Now that the mess Larry made is cleaned-up she casts THE MOTHER-IN-LAW* spell (making all men sober quickly, takes showers, put on their best clothes, and be on their best behavior!!)** No, not that! (runs to hide whiskey bottles) EDIT: Trying to keep Galadria off of the computer. Ow! UnnH!, Stop it! Ahhhh.... OK, guys, you're on your own. [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Attalus ]

03-02-2002, 06:40 PM	#37
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 39 Posts: 1,557	quote: Originally posted by TAOWolf: *Now that the mess Larry made is cleaned-up she casts THE MOTHER-IN-LAW* spell (making all men sober quickly, takes showers, put on their best clothes, and be on their best behavior!!)** NO! not that spell! there is no saving throw against that one!

03-02-2002, 07:02 PM	#38
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	(seeing a rout in the making, she casts the terrible dweamor "The Unknown Crime" : with cold disdain she utters the awful words: "You know what you did. Yes, you do. I'm not going to speak about it any further. Just leave me alone."

03-02-2002, 07:12 PM	#39
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	Ha!! I am immune to the effects of the Mother-in-law! Mine is the best!! Larry rips out his blade and runs toward the nearest woman screaming DIE!!!!!!!! [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

03-02-2002, 07:15 PM	#40
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	quote: Originally posted by Galadria: (seeing a rout in the making, she casts the terrible dweamor "The Unknown Crime" : with cold disdain she utters the awful words: "You know what you did. Yes, you do. I'm not going to speak about it any further. Just leave me alone." ooOOOOoOOOOooo......YES, my sister of the TERRIBLE TRINITY, we have them by the ........hehe......... __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

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