How to impress a girl?

[Link]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Link: quote: Originally posted by burnzey boi: Oh and what about aftershave? I hear some woman go for that. Also try some other good smelling things, i read once that woman like the smell of sweat... thats like.. rank. Find a woman whoo is good for you and wont divorce you 10 years later for 50 grand, it ain't worth it.

After shave? Nah, you shouldn't smell like a chemical factory.

Women don't like the smell of sweat, women like the scent of a man. The feromones just come with the sweat. [/QUOTE]Some men smell like an ass. [/QUOTE]We were not interested in personal stories johnny

[Timber Loftis]

In honor of this thread nearing the end of its second exalted page, I submit the following joke:

Q: Why did God make men smarter than dogs?
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A: To keep them from humping women's legs during cocktail parties.

[Link]

Which I do anyway

[johnny]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: In honor of this thread nearing the end of its second exalted page, I submit the following joke: Q: Why did God make men smarter than dogs? ` ` ` ` ` ` ` A: To keep them from humping women's legs during cocktail parties.

Erm...that may not be entirely correct....

[Ilander]

In a figurative sense, I think we're all guilty of humping a leg or two

[burnzey boi]

man you must've been drunk to hump a leg! Your accuracy of the 'Target' isn't so good when your all knackered eh?

[Callum]

Haha... It's amusing reading the comments on what NOT to do.

'Cos my girlfriend did them all to me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

But that's ok, 'cos I'm one of those pathetic ones that are infatuated and stuff.

But the ladies are allowed to do this. Don't you do it though

My way of impressing my girlfriend tends to be the cliche romantic type. You feel like a pillock when you have cycled down to get some flowers before school and then hand wraping them back at home, then walking into school and standing there while your friends make comments for aaaages because it is the one day she is late... But it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling inside

[Thoran]

Hmm... impressing a girl. Some general tips:

-Try to cut back on the scratching and belching... at least until she lets a good one rip.

-Crushing beer-cans on the head... don't bother, it doesn't work.

-Scratching the side of your nose with your tongue... impresses and kinda grosses out at the same time... a definite winner! (The classic line on tongues was when Oprah asked Gene Simmons how long his tongue REALLY was, Gene's response - "Long enough to make me your best friend". I laughed so hard I think I wet myself)

-Show her your pet frog... if she thinks it's cool she's a keeper.

Hmmm... not such a good list. I guess I'm not a good reference, I've never TRIED to impress a girl in my entire life. My opinion is that if they like me that's cool, if not that's cool... but I've never been other than who I am (at least not in order to impress someone else).

- I rarely do the flower thing.
- I compliment when it's deserved.
- I don't flatter... ANYONE. I don't like to be flattered (I feel like I'm getting smoke blown up my ass... so I wonder what the angle is)
- Back when I was single I expected the girl to put as much effort in as I was... I don't CHASE.
- Now that I'm married I expect my wife to put in as much effort as I do... I STILL don't chase. (and IMO women respect this, it's worked for 12 years anyway)
- I show people as much respect as they show me. If a girl is interested in you she'll show it... and if she starts playing head games - MOVE ON.

[Link]

The fact that I play the piano (and write songs), plus the fact that I'm a rather successfull athlete combined make it not too hard for me to actually score hot chicks every once in a while.

My cousin, though, he's way up there when it comes to hitting on girls. Somehow he manages to get the really really really goodlooking ones and, up to the point where he can just sit in front of a mirror with a huge grin on his face because of his accomplishments. It's no fun going out with him.

[Tobbin]

Originally posted by dizzy: join the army, chicks dig guys in uniform (even if you look like Gollum from LOTR they will still fall for you ) lol

It's not the uniform. It's what it represents.

- A steady check
- Military Benefits
- Guaranteed space (cause the military person is usually gone a lot)
- Freedom (with prior entry) to live life as they want