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Old 08-28-2006, 04:29 PM   #1
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From an Atlanta police report, summarized in a July issue of the weekly Creative Loafing: A man working on a house on Smith Street was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital with serious injuries to his posterior. He happened to be bending over next to a wall that, unknown to him, a worker on the other side was drilling into, and the drill bit entered his "anal cavity." [Creative Loafing (Atlanta), 7-5-06]

Least Competent Cops: Four New York City police were called to an apartment house in July in the Bronx concerning a landlord-tenant dispute, but were distracted by a teenager in the hallway smoking marijuana and started to chase him, when a pit bull attacked the officers. The toll, 26 bullets later: one dead dog, one bitten officer, three other officers wounded by each other's gunshots. [New York Post, 7-24-06]
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Old 08-28-2006, 07:51 PM   #2
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I'm sitting here speechless..

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Old 08-29-2006, 09:34 AM   #3
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your not the only one ... lol
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Old 08-30-2006, 01:50 AM   #4
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That is by far the funniest thing Ive seen all week....really.....
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:42 PM   #5
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I wonder what happened to the pot head?
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:10 AM   #6
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Probably moved on to greener pastures......
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