12-17-2003, 08:34 AM | #1 |
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From my E-mail...
---------------- What a Cat-astrophe ----------------------- LUMBERTON, TX - A 56-year-old man dialed 911 and demanded that police arrest his fugitive cat. Police went to the home, but it wasn't the cat that was arrested. Police re- ports reveal that Lloyd Gregory Coleman continuously called 911 to insist that officers come and arrest his feline, who he claimed possessed outstanding warrants. Dispatchers warned Coleman to stop calling 911, but he didn't listen. When the cops arrived, Coleman let them search his house for the cat. He also asked them to look for roaches - because he had a lot of them. Police didn't find the cat, but they did discover a prescription bottle of marijuana seeds. Coleman was arrested on complaints of abusing the 911 phone lines, and possession of drugs. Deputies couldn't con- firm if the outlaw cat was still at-large.
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12-17-2003, 08:53 AM | #2 |
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Gee, I wonder who had the brains in that household. The cat or it's owner?
Edit: d00d im a quintesson 1337 lololol!!!!!!! [ 12-17-2003, 08:55 AM: Message edited by: Stratos ]
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12-17-2003, 09:08 AM | #3 |
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Soon he'll post picture of the cat everywhere " Wanted dead or alive "
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12-17-2003, 10:09 AM | #4 |
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If he had a PRESCRIPTION for the seeds, then how can he be arrested for it (unless it wasn't his prescription)?
Just wondering. I don't live in TX, so I don't know their laws.
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