11-03-2001, 02:02 PM | #1 |
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Jet Fuel
Mike and Steph were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Mike said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Steph says, "Me too." Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Mike wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Steph. Steph says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Mike says, "I feel great. How about you?" "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" "No, that jet fuel is great stuff no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." says Steph. "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
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