05-30-2001, 07:20 AM | #1 |
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Ok. New thread
. Caleb, one small point about paladins - they are LAWFUL good. This means that they don't just attack people they think have evil beliefs (Keldorn vs Viconia was utter b******s) . They have to wait for a person to 'cause ill' to another person to have just cause for an attack . For those of you new to this bar, the Order of the Radiant Heart are visiting. A while ago I catapulted some angry minotaurs into their guild and am trying to make peace (my Rep is very low at the moment - us killing about a hundred Cowled Wizards didn't help much) . I shall block any more feathers from outside with a protective wall. Won't stop people though ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp [This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-30-2001).] |
05-30-2001, 07:28 AM | #2 |
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A Gnome walks in, he is wearing golden pantaloons. The entire bar looks
at him and he utters to the bartender "Tiax demands milk........in a dirty glass,"The bar returns to normal. ------------------ Tiax will rule all! Who prodded Tiax?! Prepare to feel the mighty magical powers of Tiax... stop laughing! (The "wise" words of Tiax.) |
05-30-2001, 07:33 AM | #3 |
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yes.....indeed.........
------------------ Rolzi_69 will reign supreme over all!!!! |
05-30-2001, 07:34 AM | #4 |
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hmmmmmm......
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05-30-2001, 07:38 AM | #5 |
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i am walnut hear me roar *belch*
well almost. ------------------ ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man! []####[]::::::> |
05-30-2001, 07:47 AM | #6 |
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Ice cream man are you? Just the job. I want 99s with flakes for all the hot and sweaty Paladins (well wouldn't you be wearing that plate all day long?)
. Keldorn walks in. "I see I am the second to arrive" he says, noting Tancred. LS takes him to the table. He is reluctant to relinquish his sword to Azzy but does so ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
05-30-2001, 07:52 AM | #7 |
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Ah yes, Bristowe, M.A., limps in after a recent incident with Mr. Entreri...An encounter in which they both receive injuries they will bear for life...
Bristowe: coupla teeth & broken leg Entreri: is a eunuch ------------------ Bristowe, Master Assassin |
05-30-2001, 07:53 AM | #8 |
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Tingz, the dredded warrior, comes rushing in to the bar clutching a pillow, stops looks around and notes that everyone is sitting calmly eating 99's, so he puts his pillow down on a stool and sits down. He queries the bar tender in his over loud voice 'CAN YOU DO ME A COKE FLOAT?'
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05-30-2001, 07:59 AM | #9 |
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Whatever I don't have in stock I summon from Sigil. I think cold drinks would be most welcome on such a hot day so I'll put extra chill on the beer
. LS casts low-grade Cone of Cold on beer . "Just the job" ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
05-30-2001, 08:01 AM | #10 |
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The paladin that charged angel is a chaotic neutral bastard that only became a paladin cause his father is the prelate shhhhhhhhh.
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