04-22-2002, 12:39 AM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her
origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks. Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey." "And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues. Yes, Sweetheart, he did." "And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?" "Yes, Honey, all of them, too." The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"
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04-22-2002, 01:15 AM | #2 |
Set - Egyptian God of Chaos
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LoL - good one
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04-22-2002, 01:23 AM | #3 |
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I raised my eyes upwards, despairing that such inanities could be posted.
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04-22-2002, 03:55 AM | #4 |
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from children and drunkards shall the truth be heard (rough translation) [img]smile.gif[/img]
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