friends.. from my email.. read on!

Harkoliar · 11-11-2003, 05:14 AM

friends... as usual got this from my email.. its about your view of friends in a "unique" way

1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ....I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Zuvio · 11-11-2003, 05:34 AM

LoL Hark! I really like the last part!

wellard · 11-11-2003, 06:07 AM

LOL

Nice one Harkoliar [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]

Kakero · 11-11-2003, 06:34 AM

lol, the last part was nice.

Harkoliar · 11-11-2003, 06:35 AM

i actually do some of that to my best (pest) friend

[ 11-11-2003, 06:39 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ]

Harkoliar · 11-11-2003, 06:43 AM

hey kakero just curious.. does the chinese translation of your sig means "i come when i come, i go when i go"? or something like that?

edit: spelling

[ 11-11-2003, 06:49 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ]

LordKathen · 11-11-2003, 06:51 AM

That about covers it! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

Paladin2000 · 11-11-2003, 08:22 AM

What happened to: When you are rich, I will rob from you?

cloud ff7 38 · 11-11-2003, 09:56 AM

that basically marks my friends dead on except we skateboard so there are other things that apply such as:
If you fall off your board i will laugh at you and then we will tell people you did a 540 flip and hit a rock on the rollout.

And also If you are failing a class we will get you high.

Harkoliar · 11-12-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

And also If you are failing a class we will get you high.

i wanna do that sometime

11-11-2003, 05:14 AM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	friends... as usual got this from my email.. its about your view of friends in a "unique" way 1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, ....I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain. 7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. __________________ Catch me if you can..

11-11-2003, 05:34 AM	#2
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 42 Posts: 2,556	LoL Hark! I really like the last part! __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-11-2003, 06:07 AM	#3
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	LOL Nice one Harkoliar [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

11-11-2003, 06:35 AM	#5
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	i actually do some of that to my best (pest) friend [ 11-11-2003, 06:39 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ] __________________ Catch me if you can..

11-11-2003, 06:43 AM	#6
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	hey kakero just curious.. does the chinese translation of your sig means "i come when i come, i go when i go"? or something like that? edit: spelling [ 11-11-2003, 06:49 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ] __________________ Catch me if you can..

11-11-2003, 06:34 AM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	lol, the last part was nice.

11-11-2003, 06:51 AM	#7
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	That about covers it! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] __________________

11-11-2003, 08:22 AM	#8
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 52 Posts: 1,728	What happened to: When you are rich, I will rob from you? __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

11-11-2003, 09:56 AM	#9
cloud ff7 38 User suspended until [Nov26] Join Date: August 7, 2003 Location: Midgar Age: 35 Posts: 533	that basically marks my friends dead on except we skateboard so there are other things that apply such as: If you fall off your board i will laugh at you and then we will tell people you did a 540 flip and hit a rock on the rollout. And also If you are failing a class we will get you high.

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