You fragged me all night long...

[Bungleau]

Friend of mine came across this...

From http://www.certtalk.com/column_comme...showarticle=41

You Fragged Me All Night Long
Posted by A.J. Axline on Sep 26, 2005

(Sung to the tune of "You Shook Me All Night Long", with apologies to
AC/DC.)

(If you can play the chords G, C, and D, you can play this song on a
guitar.)

(Or, on a trombone. Although, it's much more effective if you play it
on
a guitar.)

(Or, on a glockenspiel.)

(Glockenspiel, literally translated, means "to play the bells".)

(You should not confuse a glockenspiel with a Xylophone. They are
actually quite different instruments.)

(And don't confuse it with a Sousaphone, or you're likely to receive
some pretty harsh e-mails from brass instrument enthusiasts.)

(Brass is an alloy of copper and zync. If I had my way, brass would be
called 'zopper'.)

(Okay, here we go...)

She had a fast machine,
She kept her tower clean,
She was the best damn gamer that I'd ever seen

She had the fastest drives,
Running on RAID 5,
Radeon card, the best from ATI

Oh, it was hardly fair,
I logged on to her share,
I told her to wait, but she was already there

And my world was Quaking,
My hands were aching,
My health bar was shaking,
And she was slagging me--


And you--
Fragged me all night long!
Yeah you--
Fragged me all night long!


Working overtime
On the help desk lines;
I was busy as hell, but I always made time

For a good deathmatch--
But it's me that she'd catch,
Busting a railgun cap in my ass

I'd try to run around,
Try hiding underground,
But she'd fry off my buns with her lightning gun

And my guy was screaming,
The girl was scheming,
The plasma was steaming,
As I took a reaming--


And you--
Fragged me all night long!
I gotta tell you that you--
Fragged me all night long!


(Hidden verses; play album backwards to hear.)

(If you actually still own albums, that is. Some of us old guys do.)

(Actually, I'm 37. I'm not that old.)

(Whoops. Okay, here we go...)

My eyes and hands are sore
Don't want to play no more
She IM'd me to say that they're releasing Quake 4

I typed, "What is this stuff?!"
"Ain't I been killed enough?"
She sent me a picture of my head blown off

It was Photoshopped
But it made my heart stop
She typed, "You're getting shot 'til you spin like a top!"

And, I don't wanna go,
But deep down I know:
I just can't say no,
To the damn CIO--


And you--
Fragged me all night long!
I found some armor, but you--
Fragged me all night long!

Yeah you fragged me....
Yeah, you fragged me!
ALLLL NIIIIGHT LOOONG!

[burnzey boi]

I like ACDC but i didnt get that.. Frags are grenades right and hes sinign about gambeling.

[Sever]

A frag is a unit of measure. Everyone knows that!

Good lyrics BTW. I know the tune well and the words fitted much goodly. Now if i could only locate a record player...

[Iron Greasel]

I've mostly seen frag mean a fragment.

[Sever]

Frag = @#$%. In socially acceptable lingo. Before Doom and Quake popularised it, i believe the yanks called it "Frig". Now it's one and the same.