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09-28-2002, 12:23 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Men - When NOT To Propose
Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage. * In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?" * Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence? * Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon. * Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers? * Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers? * Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum? * Has she ever used the word poo-poo? * If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex? * Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights? Life without sex is . . . . . Marriage
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09-28-2002, 12:27 PM
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Jack Burton
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LOL! Calthy had better read this one too...Arvon, do you make this stuff up? It's hilarious!
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09-28-2002, 03:10 PM
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Nah! I trawl it from the web, books, the news. Sometimes it from RL. I just ind them humorous and I like to share.
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09-28-2002, 03:14 PM
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Jack Burton
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09-28-2002, 05:07 PM
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09-28-2002, 05:39 PM
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Marriage is sex on tap. I was married seven years, and the sex just got better and better. Even when we ended up splitting up, the sex was still good.  (And that was a mindf--- I can tell you.) Anyway, that 'myth' you quoted Arvon is horse vomit. Total crap. |
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09-28-2002, 06:03 PM
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Rotflmao... and don't forget to ask if she's worked for a high-ranking governmental official [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Marriage is sex on tap. I was married seven years, and the sex just got better and better. Even when we ended up splitting up, the sex was still good. (And that was a mindf--- I can tell you.) Anyway, that 'myth' you quoted Arvon is horse vomit. Total crap.[/QUOTE]I am sorry you took the original post the way you seemed to. This post was just put here for a smile or two, not as a real philosophy of life. I do hope you do lighten up a bit.
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09-28-2002, 10:31 PM
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One really good clue is when she says she doesn't ever want to get married. Seriously. Some guys just don't listen.
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09-28-2002, 11:37 PM
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Bit of factual for the marriage sex thing. This are averages:
1. Sexualy active hetero singles. 1 x per week. 2. Married heteros. 2 x per week. 3. Living in sin heteros. 3 x per week. These were NOT age adjusted. Marrieds tend to be older than living in sin types by a decade or two. Things you never want to hear from your grandmother when you call her up: 1. Hang on, I just got out of the shower and I need to put some clothes on. 2. Me and (grandfathers name here) still have good sex. Believe me, you DON'T ever want to hear these things.
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