Random Quotes

the sauceman · 11-25-2002, 06:13 PM

This is a topic for any random quotes you may have heard throughout the day.
I'll start it off, because Ive been writing down what people have said allllll day!

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(overheard in a conversation)
Shes going to puke everywhere, then we're going to order pizza!

(discussing pets and cuddling)
My ferret just runs around honking, then she climbs up my pants for a while, and then she curls up in the oven and goes to sleep. But Im sur if I could get her off of Karma Jolt, she would love to cuddle.

(Discussing illegal immigration)
A: We could just use tranquelizers on em.
B: There! Now we're compromising!

(Discussing B's drawing)
A: That, my friend, is a wooden bird.
B: No! Its a fish!
A: Dude, its a wooden bird, look at it!
B: Ooohhhh...

(Discussing "MOVIE MADNESS" Day)
And if the administrator comes in and is horrified to see Adam Sandler's bare butt on the screen, you all just point to the back corner and say, "Counciling". And the administrator will think, "Oh, thats a wonderful idea." and everyone will leave happy.

(Discussing Reality TV and how it shows everyone's problems)
People are supposed to tell intimate stuff to thier hairdressers sure, but on the first time, I dont need to know what you and your husband do with Baby Oil. Thats just GROSS!
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AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 11-25-2002, 06:27 PM

some interesting quotes to say the least. . .

Triconan · 11-25-2002, 06:30 PM

Here's a few of the weirder ones I heard at school,

"He calls himself pubeless but they just keep growing back!"

"You have to write an obituary for a turkey."

"He watched Jackass and killed himself!"

"Then the fat guy asked if I had a ticket!"

I think at the least they are all interesting, I said #3, and 4.

Ronn_Bman · 11-25-2002, 06:56 PM

An email from an MSNBC viewer regarding the recent lawsuit against McDonald's for making people fat.

"For years lawyers have joked that you could 'sue a ham sandwich', and now it's come true."

Hiram Sedai · 11-25-2002, 07:17 PM

Okay, here is a conversation I participated in today. Consider it to be a question and answer session:

Me: Who's the pretty kitty?
Cat: Mew
Me: Who's the pretty kitty? (more urgent tone)
Cat: Mew
Me: You're the pretty kitty!
Cat: walking away

Hoped that helped to edify the participants herein.

Bruce The Aussie · 11-25-2002, 07:36 PM

These are all things someones either said to me, or i've said. [img]smile.gif[/img]
"Why don't edible underware come in turkey flavor"

"An EMP Doesn't kill, dingus"

"look, will you shut up about midgets"

"so, have you ever been set on fire?"
"well not on fire, but i melted my kneecap once"

and so on [img]tongue.gif[/img]
my conversations are rather...umm..intersting [img]smile.gif[/img]

SirTristram · 11-25-2002, 10:52 PM

(Sign at a calgary A&W)
2 Teens for $5!
hehehe

pcgiant · 11-26-2002, 01:25 AM

This one is pretty funny. A group of friends and I were discussing the length of time it took for games to be released in New Zealand. One fellow pipes up and says, "Well, it is a problem, because most of New Zealand's imports do come from overseas."

LennonCook · 11-26-2002, 02:09 AM

The other day at school, someone asked of an iMac "Is that Windows XP ??"
Someone else asked me of my laptop - twice - "How much megaram does it have ??"

pcgiant · 11-26-2002, 02:11 AM

My computer teacher was once telling us how the higher the number of Gigabytes of RAM our processer had, the better.

11-25-2002, 06:13 PM	#1
the sauceman Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 16, 2002 Location: Southern Cali Age: 41 Posts: 351	This is a topic for any random quotes you may have heard throughout the day. I'll start it off, because Ive been writing down what people have said allllll day! --------------------------------------- (overheard in a conversation) Shes going to puke everywhere, then we're going to order pizza! (discussing pets and cuddling) My ferret just runs around honking, then she climbs up my pants for a while, and then she curls up in the oven and goes to sleep. But Im sur if I could get her off of Karma Jolt, she would love to cuddle. (Discussing illegal immigration) A: We could just use tranquelizers on em. B: There! Now we're compromising! (Discussing B's drawing) A: That, my friend, is a wooden bird. B: No! Its a fish! A: Dude, its a wooden bird, look at it! B: Ooohhhh... (Discussing "MOVIE MADNESS" Day) And if the administrator comes in and is horrified to see Adam Sandler's bare butt on the screen, you all just point to the back corner and say, "Counciling". And the administrator will think, "Oh, thats a wonderful idea." and everyone will leave happy. (Discussing Reality TV and how it shows everyone's problems) People are supposed to tell intimate stuff to thier hairdressers sure, but on the first time, I dont need to know what you and your husband do with Baby Oil. Thats just GROSS! ----------------------------------------- __________________ <b>A Proud member of the Penguin Army!</b><br />A Member of <b><i>The Society of Songs and Silent Blades</i></b><br />The Sauceman Cometh...

11-25-2002, 06:27 PM	#2
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	some interesting quotes to say the least. . . __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

11-25-2002, 06:56 PM	#4
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 58 Posts: 5,177	An email from an MSNBC viewer regarding the recent lawsuit against McDonald's for making people fat. "For years lawyers have joked that you could 'sue a ham sandwich', and now it's come true." __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-25-2002, 07:17 PM	#5
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 918	Okay, here is a conversation I participated in today. Consider it to be a question and answer session: Me: Who's the pretty kitty? Cat: Mew Me: Who's the pretty kitty? (more urgent tone) Cat: Mew Me: You're the pretty kitty! Cat: walking away Hoped that helped to edify the participants herein. __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic

11-25-2002, 07:36 PM	#6
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 39 Posts: 1,798	These are all things someones either said to me, or i've said. [img]smile.gif[/img] "Why don't edible underware come in turkey flavor" "An EMP Doesn't kill, dingus" "look, will you shut up about midgets" "so, have you ever been set on fire?" "well not on fire, but i melted my kneecap once" and so on [img]tongue.gif[/img] my conversations are rather...umm..intersting [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

11-25-2002, 06:30 PM	#3
Triconan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: June 1, 2002 Location: Mukilteo, WA Age: 35 Posts: 307	Here's a few of the weirder ones I heard at school, "He calls himself pubeless but they just keep growing back!" "You have to write an obituary for a turkey." "He watched Jackass and killed himself!" "Then the fat guy asked if I had a ticket!" I think at the least they are all interesting, I said #3, and 4. __________________ <br /><br />If I got smart with you how would<br /> you know? <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" /> <br />Happiness is just a Flaming-Moe away <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

11-25-2002, 10:52 PM	#7
SirTristram Manshoon Join Date: November 2, 2002 Location: Calgary, Alberta Age: 39 Posts: 155	(Sign at a calgary A&W) 2 Teens for $5! hehehe __________________

11-26-2002, 01:25 AM	#8
pcgiant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: NZ Age: 38 Posts: 1,268	This one is pretty funny. A group of friends and I were discussing the length of time it took for games to be released in New Zealand. One fellow pipes up and says, "Well, it is a problem, because most of New Zealand's imports do come from overseas." __________________ If possible, I want to relive my life... not as a devil. This time, someone like you.

11-26-2002, 02:09 AM	#9
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 38 Posts: 5,452	The other day at school, someone asked of an iMac "Is that Windows XP ??" Someone else asked me of my laptop - twice - "How much megaram does it have ??"

11-26-2002, 02:11 AM	#10
pcgiant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: NZ Age: 38 Posts: 1,268	My computer teacher was once telling us how the higher the number of Gigabytes of RAM our processer had, the better. __________________ If possible, I want to relive my life... not as a devil. This time, someone like you.

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