Political Joke

Cerek · 11-08-2004, 05:30 PM

Alright, I know it isn't really a "Current Event", but it does deal with the subjects of several threads on this forum - and I figured we could use a bit of humor to ease up some of the recent tensions here. ;0

I also wanted to post this particular joke to show that I can also be fair and make fun of my choice for President too (besides, I just thought the joke was too funny not to share).

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in pread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

Timber Loftis · 11-08-2004, 05:41 PM

[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] GOOD ONE!!!

Dirty Meg · 11-08-2004, 05:47 PM

That was superb.

11-08-2004, 06:04 PM

LMAO!! that was great, really funny !

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 11-08-2004, 06:10 PM

I've seen this joke in several incarnations... It's an old favourite of mine.

Here's to Monica... Where would we be without her? Finding a different butt of our jokes, I'm sure.

[ 11-08-2004, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]

shamrock_uk · 11-08-2004, 06:53 PM

Fantastic! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Davros · 11-09-2004, 04:44 AM

I disagree - hold on - no I don't, that was funny

. Good one Cerek.

11-08-2004, 05:30 PM	#1
Cerek Registered Member Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 27, 2004 Location: North Carolina Age: 62 Posts: 4,888	Alright, I know it isn't really a "Current Event", but it does deal with the subjects of several threads on this forum - and I figured we could use a bit of humor to ease up some of the recent tensions here. ;0 I also wanted to post this particular joke to show that I can also be fair and make fun of my choice for President too (besides, I just thought the joke was too funny not to share). George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in pread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!" __________________ Cerek the Calmth

11-08-2004, 05:41 PM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	[img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img] GOOD ONE!!! __________________

11-08-2004, 05:47 PM	#3
Dirty Meg Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 21, 2004 Location: Here, or there abouts. Age: 80 Posts: 703	That was superb. __________________ A stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

11-08-2004, 06:10 PM	#5
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	I've seen this joke in several incarnations... It's an old favourite of mine. Here's to Monica... Where would we be without her? Finding a different butt of our jokes, I'm sure. [ 11-08-2004, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ] __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

11-09-2004, 04:44 AM	#7
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 61 Posts: 5,073	I disagree - hold on - no I don't, that was funny . Good one Cerek. __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

11-08-2004, 06:04 PM	#4
Spirits forever Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO!! that was great, really funny !

11-08-2004, 06:53 PM	#6
shamrock_uk Dracolich Join Date: January 24, 2004 Location: UK Age: 42 Posts: 3,092	Fantastic! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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