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11-15-2004, 06:16 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
        Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
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-----CHINESE PROVERBS
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth. The end is great, though: Now send it to 10 or more people with in the next 5 minutes! And good luck! Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing at these Proverbs! I hate those chain letters that claim to have mystic powers! [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
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11-15-2004, 06:25 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: November 3, 2001
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Excellent, keep them coming
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11-15-2004, 06:40 PM
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Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
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http://www.indianchild.com/LEARNING_CHINESE_HUMOR.htm
[ 11-15-2004, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: johnny ]
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11-15-2004, 06:40 PM
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Baaz Draconian
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LOL, I've only heard one of those proverbs before! Pretty damn funny!
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11-15-2004, 07:44 PM
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OMG THat was hilarious!! good stuff ^^
especially Quote:
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11-15-2004, 08:44 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: May 16, 2003
Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada
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...had to print 'em!
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11-15-2004, 08:58 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: March 24, 2002
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LOL. Many of then are true.
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11-15-2004, 09:56 PM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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lol.. the first.. wahahhaha
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11-16-2004, 03:21 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
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Location: Maine, feel sorry for me
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11-16-2004, 03:23 PM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: June 24, 2002
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Those were great!
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