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Old 09-12-2007, 10:56 PM   #1
Illumina Drathiran'ar
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Winking Fortunoff stole my good name!

http://www.fortunoff.com/product.asp...056&sea_state=

What happened is clear to me. Fortunoff has goons stalking the internet, looking for people who are extremely interesting, charming, and good looking. They found me, and used my name to sell their blankets. I demand a full investigation into this grave matter. Never mind how soft and stylish those blankets are... I will have justice. Justice, I say!
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:03 PM   #2
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:29 PM   #3
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I hate when that happens. Get 'em...
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:47 PM   #4
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This is an outrage!!! You get my full backing Illumina.
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Old 09-13-2007, 12:35 AM   #5
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Step right up, step right up! A once in a lifetime chance to get cozy with Illumina! Be wrapped in the silky luxury of 100% pedantism for weekend naps or cuddling up with a good book. With knotted fringe (:ponder. A generous 50" x 60" (). Dry clean (handy). Imported (oh i'm getting banned if i carry on with this..)

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Old 09-13-2007, 01:23 AM   #6
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Step right up, step right up! A once in a lifetime chance to get cozy with Illumina! Be wrapped in the silky luxury of 100% pedantism for weekend naps or cuddling up with a good book. With knotted fringe (:ponder. A generous 50" x 60" (). Dry clean (handy). Imported (oh i'm getting banned if i carry on with this..)

That gave me the best laugh I've had in a while.
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:30 AM   #7
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Glad you took it as intended.

(And glad i didn't go with the original version, X -rated by comparrison.. )
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:35 AM   #8
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And here I just thought they recognized class and quality, and were trying to share it with everyone...
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Old 09-13-2007, 12:07 PM   #9
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Glad you took it as intended.

(And glad i didn't go with the original version, X -rated by comparrison.. )
You can go ahead and PM that one to me.

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And here I just thought they recognized class and quality, and were trying to share it with everyone...
Yes, but I am most certainly not made of synthetic fibers.

At least they had the good sense to offer it in burgundy and coffee. Green is nice, but I would have made it more like the color of my eyes. Just saying is all.
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:12 PM   #10
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...er, you have burgundy/coffee colored eyes?
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