For the ladies of Ironworks

[Bahamut]

whats the privilege in that? heehee

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Yukishiro Tomoe

[Moridin]

Originally posted by John D Harris: 9 We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We knows it's there, we are just adjusting it

Very funny John D!

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig
I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time

Originally posted by Kormar the Wanderer: True, and isn't the problem for a man usually a woman? *Kormar runs and dives in the same croc infested waters...*

Hmmmm.....Moni pulls down her trusty Webster's and starts a search.
Oh! Look here! The first word under 'men' is menace!
Then we have mendacious: Given to faslehood.

menopause!
and every woman's curse, menstruation!

Let's see what you can find under 'women'.


Moni

Throws a rope to help Kormar get out of the alligator pit. "You might want to pull that dead chicken that's tied to the end of it off first!"


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[Bahamut]

uh-oh... brain overload... hehehe no more vocabulary!!! ach!!!

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Yukishiro Tomoe

Originally posted by Bahamut: whats the privilege in that? heehee

LMAO! I don't know other than the ability to make a lot of women jealous!



Moni



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[Sazerac]

OK, a rebuttal to this "fine" piece of work!

Originally posted by John D Harris: 1 We got off the Titanic first. --I'm not so sure that would work today. 2 We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. --Nuff said. 3 Taxis stop for us. --Only if you show some "leg." Stop kidding yourself. 4 We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. --I don't think I want to visualize that one! 5 No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. --Fully agreed! 6 We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. --Neither does any male I know, who have you been around?? 7 If we forget to shave, no one has to know. --Bully for you! 8 We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. --Agreed, and a more despicable habit I've never seen. One reason why I hate American sports... 9 We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. --Maybe because they're inside your body. And not all of us do that either. 10 We have the ability to dress ourselves. --And we don't? 11 We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. --Perfect proof that sexism exists equally among both genders. 12 If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. --Yep. 13 There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. --Agreed fully! 14 We'll never regret piercing our ears. --Most guys who have done so don't regret it either, but I'll let that one pass... 15 We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway --Don't kid yourself, sister. A lot of times we're being polite. You wouldn't BELEIVE what we hear that we "pass over."

[Glycerine]

Preach it brother Sazerac!

Glycerine

[Jerome]

Amen

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