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Old 01-21-2001, 12:10 AM   #1
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Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmador? Because the dragon has a hamster in his pocket. (Boo, Serath!)

EEEEEWWWW skywalker . . . eeeeewwwww . . . depends on whether you like ratpie.

What if you cross an Oomphaz and a Gourk? You get a trunk full of bacon.

The rest have me puzzled . . . .

How can you tell an Oomphaz has been in your refrigerator?
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Old 01-21-2001, 04:46 AM   #2
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What happens when you stack 6 Oomphaz on a horse?
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Old 01-21-2001, 07:01 AM   #3
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The horse comes down with a bad case of packy dermatitis!
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Old 01-21-2001, 07:10 AM   #4
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How many Highland Rogues does it take to change a light bulb?
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Old 01-21-2001, 08:59 AM   #5
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A hundred because they aren't very bright.
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Old 01-21-2001, 08:59 AM   #6
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Why did the Naga cross the road?
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Old 01-21-2001, 09:01 AM   #7
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to get to other side...
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Old 01-21-2001, 09:47 AM   #8
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Hey Adam, you should pose a new joke when you answer the last one!

Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmedor?

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Old 01-21-2001, 10:45 AM   #9
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eh... old ones usually work the best
Why did the Naga cross the road? to get away from it's mother nagging.

ok ok here's my lame one...

knock, knock
who's there?
Kol
kol who?
kol(d) out here! let me in!
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Old 01-21-2001, 10:47 AM   #10
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Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmedor?
so he can't see what's coming to him...
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