Are people that stupid?!?!?!

Daniel · 05-03-2002, 08:10 PM

Here's somthing funny that I just found on some guy called Brad James web site:

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good:

On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be...how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's "just" a suggestion!)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head. (!!!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late, you lose!)

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment).

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts!!)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children. (Or pets. What's for dinner?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Hmmmmm, now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (no comment).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (What is going on here?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (As if you try to stop "anything" with your genitals. Maybe it's endorsed by Lorena Bobbit).

On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Way to destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

Lavindathar · 05-03-2002, 08:14 PM

WTF?

Why does it say this thread is called ARE PEOPLE THAT STUPID and posted by Daniel?

EDIT - This is freaky...I posted a topic, and when I returned to GD, it wasnt there. But when I clicked on your topic, my topic came up. When I replied, yours came back...and mine is gone. I wonder where....

[ 05-03-2002, 07:15 PM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ]

Epona · 05-03-2002, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lavindathar:
WTF?

Why does it say this thread is called ARE PEOPLE THAT STUPID and posted by Daniel?

EDIT - This is freaky...I posted a topic, and when I returned to GD, it wasnt there. But when I clicked on your topic, my topic came up. When I replied, yours came back...and mine is gone. I wonder where....

That happened to me the other day when I went to look at Conan's Tornado Tips thread.... weird...

Iluvatar Oakenshield · 05-03-2002, 08:22 PM

Hmmm...I had the same thing Lavindathar. Just hit the refresh button on the main screen, worked for me [img]smile.gif[/img]

Micah Foehammer · 05-03-2002, 08:23 PM

*Cue in the music from the Twilight Zone*

*\Conan/* · 05-03-2002, 08:33 PM

I think I know..Ziroc, if your already in another thread and you post a new thread ...someone starts seeing Rod Sterling.. ?

Cloudbringer · 05-03-2002, 10:52 PM

*eerie music and mist surrounds the thread* BWAHAHAAHHA.... only ... the.. SHADOW KNOWS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lioness · 05-03-2002, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
*eerie music and mist surrounds the thread* BWAHAHAAHHA.... only ... the.. SHADOW KNOWS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*takes Cloudy's arm and leads her back to the padded room*

Freaky...this site is haunted by all the dead baddies people here have killled.

Encard · 05-03-2002, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
*eerie music and mist surrounds the thread* BWAHAHAAHHA.... only ... the.. SHADOW KNOWS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*takes Cloudy's arm and leads her back to the padded room*

Freaky...this site is haunted by all the dead baddies people here have killled. [/QUOTE]LOL... [img]smile.gif[/img] Sadly, I'm pretty sure I've met people stupid enough to actually need those instructions... [img]tongue.gif[/img] *points inconspicously at some of his former classmates* *whistles innocently*

Lady Blue03 · 05-03-2002, 11:44 PM

Ive gotten those things in emails about 50 times already! Theyre always good for a laugh though

05-03-2002, 08:14 PM	#2
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	WTF? Why does it say this thread is called ARE PEOPLE THAT STUPID and posted by Daniel? EDIT - This is freaky...I posted a topic, and when I returned to GD, it wasnt there. But when I clicked on your topic, my topic came up. When I replied, yours came back...and mine is gone. I wonder where.... [ 05-03-2002, 07:15 PM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ] __________________ =@

05-03-2002, 08:22 PM	#4
Iluvatar Oakenshield Manshoon Join Date: January 3, 2002 Location: The Mighty Netherlands Age: 45 Posts: 195	Hmmm...I had the same thing Lavindathar. Just hit the refresh button on the main screen, worked for me [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ "Wherever she dwells I will bid a farewell sigh For she dwells with beauty - beauty that must die And deep inside me I will wait for her return To her enchanting, awe-inspiring flame I'll yearn O lust and rueful thought be mine, My soul enhanced, desires... Melancholy. My heart is thine." Schwadorf, Empyrium '97

05-03-2002, 08:23 PM	#5
Micah Foehammer Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 15, 2001 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 3,253	Cue in the music from the Twilight Zone __________________ “Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”

05-03-2002, 08:33 PM	#6
\Conan/ Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Age: 63 Posts: 1,512	I think I know..Ziroc, if your already in another thread and you post a new thread ...someone starts seeing Rod Sterling.. ? __________________ \\Conan/
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05-03-2002, 10:52 PM	#7
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	eerie music and mist surrounds the thread BWAHAHAAHHA.... only ... the.. SHADOW KNOWS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

05-03-2002, 08:10 PM	#1
Daniel Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: England Age: 41 Posts: 1,203	Here's somthing funny that I just found on some guy called Brad James web site: In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good: On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be...how?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's "just" a suggestion!) On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head. (!!!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late, you lose!) On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment). On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts!!) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children. (Or pets. What's for dinner?) On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Hmmmmm, now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (no comment). On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (What is going on here?) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (As if you try to stop "anything" with your genitals. Maybe it's endorsed by Lorena Bobbit). On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Way to destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

05-03-2002, 11:44 PM	#10
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 4,557	Ive gotten those things in emails about 50 times already! Theyre always good for a laugh though __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

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