Work

johnny · 10-21-2002, 06:28 AM

THIS IS SCARY

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the
work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government,
leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City
Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes...

StigTC · 10-21-2002, 06:53 AM

But I'm in school, I'm not supposed to work, I'm supposed to study.

The Trickster · 10-21-2002, 07:55 AM

Nice work Johnny! Oops...I mean nice joke Johnny!

SpongeBobTheDestoyer · 10-21-2002, 10:48 AM

yeah, I'm sitting here reading the jokes and you're posting them. Not much getting done. (just the way I like it)

10-21-2002, 06:28 AM	#1
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	THIS IS SCARY The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes... __________________

10-21-2002, 06:53 AM	#2
StigTC Avatar Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 44 Posts: 513	But I'm in school, I'm not supposed to work, I'm supposed to study. __________________ One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, <br />Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. <br />The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. <br />If you don\'t believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

10-21-2002, 07:55 AM	#3
The Trickster Manshoon Join Date: September 24, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 48 Posts: 208	Nice work Johnny! Oops...I mean nice joke Johnny! __________________ <br /><br />Movie Reviewer for Ironworks Gaming<br />Hero of Icewind Dale and alias to The Nameless One, Gordon Freeman, Garrett, Elayna Sedai, Cate Archer, Child of Bhaal, J.C Denton and Patrick Galloway.<br />Leader in the war against commercial music.

10-21-2002, 10:48 AM	#4
SpongeBobTheDestoyer Avatar Join Date: August 2, 2002 Location: St. Louis Age: 50 Posts: 529	yeah, I'm sitting here reading the jokes and you're posting them. Not much getting done. (just the way I like it) __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/JubeiSigSig.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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