Engineer Humor

harleyquinn · 05-29-2003, 12:11 PM

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". The engineer bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bahamut · 05-29-2003, 12:29 PM

man isn't that depressing for the poor lil' froggy... she has great potential... but when put into the hands of the wrong person... bye bye beauty... LOL

Sir Taliesin · 05-29-2003, 12:57 PM

Engineers have humor???

Good joke actually,

but working in a firm with 20 something engineers (both male and female), I can honestly say they have no sense of humor!

[ 05-29-2003, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Sir Taliesin ]

Paladin2000 · 05-29-2003, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sir Taliesin:
Engineers have humor???

Good joke actually, but working in a firm with 20 something engineers (both male and female), I can honestly say they have no sense of humor!

That is not true. I was an engineer before I decided to kiss that frog. Mind you that "beautiful princess" is a matter of opinion and she obviously over exaggerated about her apperance by a large margin.

Stormymystic · 05-29-2003, 02:35 PM

LOL Harley [img]smile.gif[/img] wish I could find a talking frog

Vaskez · 05-29-2003, 04:58 PM

Bah! Useless stereotypes! I'm an engineer (well will be when I graduate) and I'm a barrel of laughs!

Davros · 05-29-2003, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Vaskez:
Bah! Useless stereotypes! I'm an engineer (well will be when I graduate) and I'm a barrel of laughs!

I am unanimous with "Unca Vasky" on this [img]smile.gif[/img] (Engineer solidarity [img]smile.gif[/img] ) - what branch of Engineering you studying dude?

PS : wanna buy a talking frog?

Vaskez · 05-29-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by Davros:

quote:
Originally posted by Vaskez:
Bah! Useless stereotypes! I'm an engineer (well will be when I graduate) and I'm a barrel of laughs!

I am unanimous with "Unca Vasky" on this [img]smile.gif[/img] (Engineer solidarity [img]smile.gif[/img] ) - what branch of Engineering you studying dude?
[/QUOTE]Computer Engineering which is basically a mixture of Software Engineering (i.e. bollocks engineering - how to design software etc.) and electronic engineering - circuit design, simulation and testing as well as loads of other stuff like Networking, Engineering maths, Digital Signal Processing, Digital Controller Design, Computer Architecture, Operating System design etc. etc.

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Originally posted by Davros:

PS : wanna buy a talking frog?

Is this a test? No I don't! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-29-2003, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Davros · 05-30-2003, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:

quote:
Originally posted by Davros:

PS : wanna buy a talking frog?

Is this a test? No I don't! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]OK OK - you could have just told me you already had one

Jorath Calar · 05-30-2003, 06:57 AM

If anyone thinks Engineers is a humorless profession (obviously not according to Vaskez) you should try Librarians, I'm studýing it and WOW... I can't tell you how many times I've tried to make a joke or lighten the atmosphere and only recieved scornfull looks... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh by the way, pickup line for librarians...

"So, have you cataloged any good books lately..."

05-29-2003, 12:11 PM	#1
harleyquinn Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: NY Age: 48 Posts: 1,190	An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". The engineer bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.bethspage.us/sig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

05-29-2003, 12:29 PM	#2
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	man isn't that depressing for the poor lil' froggy... she has great potential... but when put into the hands of the wrong person... bye bye beauty... LOL __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

05-29-2003, 12:57 PM	#3
Sir Taliesin Silver Dragon Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Knoxville, TN USA Age: 61 Posts: 1,641	Engineers have humor??? Good joke actually, but working in a firm with 20 something engineers (both male and female), I can honestly say they have no sense of humor! [ 05-29-2003, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Sir Taliesin ] __________________ Sir Taliesin<br /><br />Hello... Good bye.

05-29-2003, 02:35 PM	#5
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	LOL Harley [img]smile.gif[/img] wish I could find a talking frog __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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