Old people...

Bungleau · 04-24-2006, 10:31 AM

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very pissed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Don't mess with Old People

Hivetyrant · 04-24-2006, 10:49 AM

ROFLMAO!!

That's an awesome joke!

*contemplates attempting such an act*

Ivelliis · 04-24-2006, 11:07 AM

Haha, that's a great joke

*goes to repeat it to all his mates*

robertthebard · 04-24-2006, 11:19 AM

That was great...

Luvian · 04-24-2006, 01:56 PM

*Take notes*

armageddon272 · 04-24-2006, 11:49 PM

Ingenious *copies*

vesselle · 04-25-2006, 03:52 AM

*throws up her hands in mock disgust*
MEN!

can't live with 'em and can't shoot 'em.

V***V

Intrepid · 04-26-2006, 07:35 AM

That is a good idea, or actually getting a duplicate made over the weekend that is cheap.

Callum · 04-26-2006, 09:32 AM

When people start to suggest improvements to the fictional comedy character's plan... I get worried

Luvian · 04-26-2006, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Intrepid:
That is a good idea, or actually getting a duplicate made over the weekend that is cheap.

Actually, why botter gettting a fake, just go alone first and pay the shopkeeper to play the part and pretend the crappy item is worth a fortune.

04-24-2006, 10:31 AM	#1
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very pissed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?" Don't mess with Old People __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

04-24-2006, 11:07 AM	#3
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 35 Posts: 2,561	Haha, that's a great joke goes to repeat it to all his mates __________________

04-24-2006, 11:19 AM	#4
robertthebard Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Wichita, KS USA Age: 62 Posts: 4,537	That was great... __________________ To those we have lost; May your spirits fly free. Interesting read, one of my blogs.

04-24-2006, 01:56 PM	#5
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 44 Posts: 6,766	Take notes __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

04-25-2006, 03:52 AM	#7
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	throws up her hands in mock disgust MEN! can't live with 'em and can't shoot 'em. V***V __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

04-24-2006, 10:49 AM	#2
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	ROFLMAO!! That's an awesome joke! contemplates attempting such an act

04-24-2006, 11:49 PM	#6
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	Ingenious copies

04-26-2006, 07:35 AM	#8
Intrepid Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 28, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 38 Posts: 1,124	That is a good idea, or actually getting a duplicate made over the weekend that is cheap.

04-26-2006, 09:32 AM	#9
Callum Symbol of Cyric Join Date: October 21, 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 37 Posts: 1,143	When people start to suggest improvements to the fictional comedy character's plan... I get worried __________________ [img]\"http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4763/callumavataranimated4ff.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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